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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

After a crazy Thursday house party and his Friday overnighter at Steak and Eggs, Harry’s Saturday evening was more sedate, celebrating Kirsten’s forty-seventh birthday at a creepily deserted tapas restaurant, with a bunch of her friends, co-workers and James, the latest in her line of much younger boyfriends.

There was talk of LHV, though Harry noted how fast the catchier Killer-T moniker had taken hold. Bleak conversation and the empty tables all around stifled any hint of celebration.

The quarantine around San Francisco had been extended to the whole of Northern California. One of Kirsten’s guests had spotted Nevada State Guards preparing to block the I-15 freeway between Las Vegas and Los Angeles, and everyone agreed that Nevada and the rest of California would get locked down soon.

Harry was the only guest under twenty, and the gloomy conversation made him feel like he was dining on the Titanic as he got tipsy on red wine, flirted unproductively with one of Kirsten’s junior chefs and made it home by ten thirty after saying that he had a ton of school stuff to catch up on in the morning.

Harry got woken by Matt and Lana fighting in his kitchen, just after nine on Sunday morning. He usually went to the fridge for juice when he woke, but he didn’t want to go near Lana in case she tried interrogating him about what Matt had been up to on Friday night.

Instead, he filled a glass from his bathroom tap, sat up in bed and logged into the Vegas Local content management system. The site had 11,000 active users, double the average for a Sunday morning. Visitors would usually focus on local sports and downloading 2-for-1 coupons for Sunday lunch, but the stats screen showed eighty per cent of visitors were logged into the gossip boards, talking about Killer-T and the prospect of quarantine.

The news kept getting darker. Since Harry had left Kirsten’s birthday meal the night before, the governors of California and Oregon had confirmed state-wide quarantines. Seventeen clinics had been constructed in the Vegas area, designed to prevent virus outbreaks ravaging regular hospitals. There were rumours that a family of visitors from San Francisco had been admitted with Killer-T style haemorrhaging. Four cases had been confirmed in Canada, at least five hundred in San Francisco and more than a hundred thousand in Europe.

Harry felt sick. Even the optimists were predicting thousands of deaths and he reckoned his readers might appreciate some light relief on the Vegas Local home page. Ellie had linked all his local news sites into a central database, and Harry trawled it, hoping to find a nice car chase out of Omaha, or a skateboarding pig in Philadelphia.