Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Owen cleared his throat. ‘It’s no biggie. But you said you weren’t seeing anyone, and you gave me your number. Just say if you want me to quit bugging you.’

Owen was cute, but Charlie was always busy, studying, and working, and visiting Ed. Dating was a hassle, but she hadn’t kissed a guy since Christmas. School ended in five weeks, and a summer fling had a certain appeal …

‘I think I’m free Thursday night,’ Charlie said impulsively. ‘I’m driving so I can’t check my calendar. Call me Wednesday and we’ll meet up for coffee.’

‘Awesome,’ Owen said happily. ‘Enjoy your weekend, whatever you’re up to.’

‘I’ll try,’ Charlie said. ‘Hope your pal’s set at Tenders goes well.’

Charlie drove slow, reading the numbers off stone plinths at the foot of each grand house. Number twenty-eight was a colonial-style monster, but one side was covered in blue tarps, with an extension being built beneath a scaffold.

Mango’s oldest, Josh, raced to the door and gave Charlie a hug. Charlie said hello to Mango and her stand-offish wife, Veryan.

‘You have to see my new bedroom,’ the seven-year-old said as he tugged Charlie’s arm.

After climbing a curved marble staircase, Josh showed her several huge, bare rooms and took her to the edge of the construction zone, which was going to be a pool and a large indoor garden. Then Josh showed Charlie his room. He had a bed shaped like a racing car, and Lego sprayed over the floor. Josh proudly held up a Lego box and told Charlie he could build it easily, even though the box said age eleven plus.

Mango and Veryan’s five-year-old daughter trailed Charlie and Josh for the last part of the tour and both kids looked sad when Mango said she needed to talk to Charlie in private.

‘They’ve grown since I last saw them,’ Charlie said as Mango led her into a library.

The room had a sneezy sawdust smell from newly installed shelves, but the books remained in moving boxes and there was a brand-new desk still covered in polystyrene blocks.

‘The indoor garden will be amazing,’ Charlie said.

‘The kids can play out here now,’ Mango explained. ‘But who knows what the situation will be in a year?’

‘They reckon LHV has hit mainland Europe,’ Charlie said. ‘The first case was detected in Calais yesterday; by this morning there’s over three hundred reported cases, as far south as Milan.’

‘Scary,’ Mango said as she moved a box file off an armchair so that Charlie could sit down. ‘As soon as that antidote gets released, I want to go straight to the lab to make our own batch. Even if you’re in school.’

‘Absolutely,’ Charlie agreed. ‘Hopefully it’ll be a couple of weeks before it crosses the Atlantic.’