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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry felt like the walls were swaying as he stumbled into the hallway and placed a cup under the water cooler. He felt like running. If I make an excuse now, I might get back home before Kirsten goes to work and I can beg for forgiveness. But imagine what she’ll say if she finds out. The I told you so she’s been waiting to dish out since the day I met Charlie.

Harry ploughed on. He rode in Betsy’s back seat, while Charlie sat next to Brad. He got introduced to Juno and her cousin in the lobby of a grotty fifteen-screen multiplex, bought his ticket and a stupidly large Coke. He sat next to Charlie, with Brad on her other side and when Charlie reached across to offer her bag of Hershey Drops, Harry caught her shampoo smell again and felt his eyes go blurry.

And, to cap it off, the movie sucked for two hours and forty minutes.

‘We should get a ton of booze tonight,’ Brad told everyone as they headed out. ‘It’s been a while since I got properly wasted.’

‘You got a fake ID?’ Juno asked.

‘Confiscated when I was out with Mel,’ Brad said. ‘But the homeless chick behind Walmart is platinum. Give her ten bucks and she’ll grab all the booze you can buy.’

‘She ain’t always there, though,’ Juno warned as they exited the multiplex into a haze of rain.

‘My curfew’s six,’ Charlie said, checking her phone and seeing that it was already almost four. ‘And Harry needs to get back to Summerlin before sunset.’

‘It’s dark by six thirty this time of year,’ Harry said. ‘With Saturday traffic, I need to leave by ten past five.’

Brad gave Harry a patronising calm down gesture as they neared Betsy.

Die with a big spike up your rectum, you handsome dick hole …

‘Snacks,’ Juno said, adding a clap. ‘We need snack-a-dee-doodles.’

‘You can buy snacks anywhere,’ Brad said impatiently. ‘There’s a 7-Eleven next door to where we live.’

‘Walmart’s way cheaper,’ Juno said.

‘All right, we’ll get snacks,’ Brad said, tutting. ‘As long as Betsy’s a good girl, we’ve got plenty of time to get the hobo chick to buy us booze, beat Charlie’s curfew and get Harry home before he turns into a pumpkin.’

It took less than ten minutes for the old Subaru to reach a small lot. It had a doughnut shop and an Italian restaurant that had both gone bust after the SNor outbreak. The restaurant’s covered dining deck now housed four tents and a couple of scrap-built shelters. Electricity had been pirated from the nearest pole and the parking bays closest to the tents had scorch marks where residents had lit bonfires.

‘Gimme money,’ Brad said, turning to the three passengers in the back as he pulled Betsy’s handbrake. ‘Tell me what you want and keep it simple.’