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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I got an email from Mrs Scott at Queensbridge,’ Kirsten said, shaking her tablet furiously. ‘What the hell, Harry?’

Harry tried to play it cool, not sure if she’d found out about the detention, the D in math or both. ‘What?’ he asked dopily.

Kirsten’s eyes bulged. ‘I asked about your grades yesterday. Now Mrs Scott’s saying that you’re getting Ds in maths, and Cs in four other subjects. They want us to go in for an urgent academic review, and she’s sent me a list of tutors.’

‘The teacher’s a dick,’ Harry said. ‘I’m usually good at maths, or above average at least. But this term …’

Kirsten riled up. ‘If he’s so bad, is every other kid in the class getting Ds?’

‘Not exactly.’ Harry squirmed. ‘But …’

‘Everyone has ups and downs at school,’ Kirsten said, placing hands on hips. ‘It’s the lying that ticks me off.’

‘What lying?’

‘I asked yesterday morning, and you said your grades were fine.’

‘I was in a rush to meet Ellie,’ Harry said. ‘I didn’t have time to open this whole can of worms.’

‘You’re always in a rush,’ Kirsten said. ‘Charlie gets priority. Vegas Local gets priority. Hanging with Matt gets priority. But according to Mrs Scott your schoolwork is down the shitter.’

‘Was that her exact phrasing?’ Harry smirked, zipping his jeans and pushing his feet into sneakers.

‘Don’t get cute,’ Kirsten warned. ‘And don’t think you’re rushing off across the city to see Charlie before we talk about this.’

Harry grabbed his bag, and the carrier with his uniform balled inside.

‘Did you buy her more gifts?’ Kirsten asked.

‘I’m not going to Charlie till later. And the gifts were a one-off, because she’s one of my best friends and she’d just got out of the joint.’

Kirsten backed up, blocking the door. ‘You’re not leaving until we’ve talked this through.’

‘I have to,’ Harry said firmly.

‘No you don’t,’ Kirsten said.

Harry cast a downward glance. ‘I have Saturday detention,’ he admitted. ‘Starts at eight thirty, so I need to leave now.’

Harry stepped back as a vein pulsed in Kirsten’s temple. ‘What for?’

‘I was late for class,’ Harry said, deciding not to lie outright, but be economical with the truth. ‘I was in a side room doing stuff for the school newspaper and somehow I missed the bell.’

‘Mrs Scott will confirm that when we have your academic review?’

‘Don’t you believe anything I say?’ Harry moaned. ‘I’ve been at Queensbridge two years and this is my first Saturday detention. It’s not a huge deal.’

‘All right,’ Kirsten sighed. ‘Go to your detention, then come back here.’

‘That’s when I’m driving to Charlie’s.’