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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Ellie had four sons under seven. Harry had never met them, but Ellie’s home life always sounded like a sitcom.

‘Did you get my message about the tip off?’

‘I tried to call you straight back,’ Ellie said. ‘Janssens are scumbags. But that story needs a heap of work to be publishable and they’ll sue for sure.’

‘But they won’t have a leg to stand on if we do it right,’ Harry said.

‘The Janssens will find something,’ Ellie said. ‘Even if it’s just an exchange of legal letters, it’s a couple of thousand dollars in lawyer bills. If it gets to court, you’re looking at twenty large.’

‘I was thinking—’ Harry began.

‘Sounds dangerous,’ Ellie interrupted.

‘Let me finish,’ Harry told him. ‘The Fawn Janssen chair-whack video has already brought in four grand. I don’t have time to go to California, but what if we used some of that money to hire a PI?’

‘A private investigator?’ Ellie blurted, outraged. ‘Why are you so keen to spend my money today?’

‘Nobody does proper journalism any more,’ Harry protested. ‘Twenty years ago, Vegas had three local newspapers, with teams of writers who’d have bitten Earl’s hand off to investigate a juicy story about the Janssens. Now, it’s all about scraping content from other sites, click-bait adverts and hoping some fat lady gets videoed hitting a wasps’ nest with a broom.’

‘It’s not my fault people are cheap,’ Ellie said. ‘They’ll eat ninety-nine-cent burgers with meat from God knows where. They pirate their favourite TV show, then complain when it gets cancelled. And they don’t want to pay for quality news. The newspapers with proper journalists died, or got bought by billionaires, to go with their sports franchises and hundred-foot yachts …’

‘My mum would spin in her grave if she saw the trash I put on the Vegas Local home page,’ Harry reflected. ‘And people like the Janssens are bribing every cop in town and literally getting away with murder.’

‘Have I explained the super-lean business model?’ Ellie asked.

‘Three thousand times,’ Harry groaned, knowing he was about to hear it again.

‘We keep costs down by encouraging user-generated content. Elliegold Media will build a portfolio of profitable local news sites in the fifty biggest media markets. If we stick to my super-lean business model, in five to seven years I can have profitable local news websites in America’s biggest advertising markets and a media company worth half a billion dollars.

‘And, don’t forget, when you bailed me out with the money from the Rock Spring bombing footage, your auntie’s clever lawyer made sure that your one-third share of Vegas Local is convertible into five per cent of the parent company so that’s …’

‘Twenty-five million dollars,’ Harry said as his car advanced out of the parking lot. ‘But, apart from Vegas Local, how many of your other sites are currently profitable?’