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  1. Cover
  2. By the same author
  3. SUZY SUZY
  4. Copyright
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  89. About William Wall
  90. An Invitation from the Publisher

Then, just like Colombo, before I went out the door I said, Oh by the way, the housekeeper? He’s a cross-dresser.

And then I was gone.

But not before I caught the stupid look on the guards’ faces. Like they never twigged it. Guards are thick.

Holly was waiting outside. How did it go?

I’m like: She blamed me.

I pointed at Serena.

Serena goes: You said I could.

And I goes: I didn’t think you were fucking serious.

Jesus, Serena, Holly goes, giving Serena the bitch stare.

Serena was already on her phone. In maybe three seconds she was talking to Jack. You’re not going to believe where I am, Jack… She looked at us and pointed at the phone and then turned her back on us.

Holly said, I don’t believe she did that. She’s legit a total skanger. I just don’t believe it.

They believed us anyhow, I said. I think they did. Maybe.

Holly said they had to believe us because why else would two girls confess to doing damage and practically breaking and entering? I high-fived her. Did you hear the one about the serial killer? He was a fan of The Police.

Holly laughed.

Serena gave us the scan. I could see she hadn’t a clue.

Like, The Police, I said, the band, you know?

And at that moment, for no good reason, I suddenly started to wonder where Serena was between the time when we ran away and the time she got back to my house. What was she doing? And then that made me remember that Tom Bowles mentioned Tony. But how did he know my brother? And after that it was bad. I started to cry. I know I did. Like it is just embarrassing how often I cry. And Holly got me onto the bus and got me off at our home stop. I don’t remember what happened in between except I remember shaking and feeling cold all over and telling Holly that I was worried about Tony. And I was sad about Peter. Like I missed him. I could do with one of his stories. But really it was all about my dad who is Falling Apart idk like seriously falling apart. I don’t know what happened to Serena but that night I got another set of pregnancy texts from her so I suppose herself and Jack must have found someplace to go. But at least this time it sounded like Jack was going to stick around. After the third text I just replied, I can’t believe you just blamed me to the guards. And she was like: I pannecked im sorry dont leave me i need u ☹. Then around two o’clock I got a text from her that said, we did it 3 times ☺ i love him so much u have 2 meet him.

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Holly had a thing from Facebook. Or maybe Twitter idk.

Best year?

Worst year?