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  2. By the same author
  3. SUZY SUZY
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  89. About William Wall
  90. An Invitation from the Publisher

As soon as he found a place to park he got me into the the back seat of his mother’s car and it wasn’t very nice. He was all hands and some of it hurt idk he tried to get his hand under my bra and my skinnies were too tight and I wasn’t going to open the button ffs. In the end I just told him piss off. I don’t think a girl ever did that before. He was surprised. He made me swear not to tell Serena. As far as I was concerned she was welcome to him. I already worked out he was an asshole from the second I got in the car. The funny thing is, while he was kissing me, and trying to get me to touch his thingy, and accidentally on purpose getting his hand stuck in my skinnies, I was thinking of a chapter in my Physics book about X-rays. Like high-energy particles, hot cathode ray tubes, electromagnetic waves, ionisation, penetration. I almost laughed out loud a few times. No way are you supposed to be thinking about Physics. It was all a bit awkward frankly. But the best part of it was when he knocked over the can of beer that was jammed in the cup holder. It went on the driver’s seat. He said his mother would kill him. He spent ten minutes trying to clean it off. And when he showed me how he had made shit of the seat by spreading the stain I shook my head and said, Tsk tsk that’s terrible. He had to sit in the wet to drive me home. I thought that was hilarious but he didn’t. And then he left me home and it was only nine o’clock in the night. Like the whole thing happened in two hours, including the valeting. I guess he’s just a sensitive guy. I wonder if he sleeps with the light on? In twenty years time he’d be voting for idk Opus Dei Lite or the Illuminati whatever, if you’ve seen the Da Vinci Code you get the idea, and passing around pics of aborted foetuses like business cards. Like all of our political parties are Opus Dei Lite. It’s hard to get away from it here.

When I got home I texted Holly to say I was out with Jack. I know I said I never would but I’m crap at secrets. And Holly is my soul.

And she texted me back: Well?

And I replied: Nope just groped.