Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
Shit. I’d forgotten about it breaking with everything else that had happened since he’d left for his date. “Oh, um, Luci was chasing some particularly evil roaches, and a few things might have gotten caught in the crosshairs.”
Ezra’s mouth twisted just slightly, but then he shrugged. “I’m sure he’d be happy to make another one for you. He’s …” Ezra’s smile almost split his face in two. “He’s a very … giving guy.”
I snorted to cover for the violent butterflies in my chest cavity. “Okay, off to the shower with you, you dirty boy!” I practically shoved him in the direction of the bathroom. “I’m sure my … delivery has just been left outside the door, but I can’t bring it in until you go … surprise and all that.”
Ezra rolled his eyes but did as he was told. When the bathroom door was closed firmly behind him, I turned to the front door, glaring at the handle. It hadn’t rattled again, which had to be a good sign. If it was Satan Junior out there, he’d probably be hammering the door down.
“You’re a strong, independent woman, Jemma Bliss,” I told myself firmly. “You can handle whatever that monster throws your way. Whatever is on the other side of the door, you will survive it.”
I pursed my lips, took a deep breath in, and turned the handle.
No one was there.
I looked down.
Seven overflowing bags of groceries sat in a neat line at the door.
“Joe,” I muttered, grabbing two and moving them to the bench, then returning for a few more trips until they were all inside. Fresh fruit and veggies, tubs of yoghurt, cheese, eggs, a few boxes of protein bars, long-life milk, and a dozen frozen microwave meals, plus a bunch of other staples for our pantry and fridge.
My brother could be callous and unkind, and he was very disapproving of my life choices, as if they reflected poorly upon him personally. But he sometimes showed that he cared … in his own high-handed way. Although it was probably more likely that he just liked to rub it in that he could afford to have groceries delivered, and it was my own lack of ‘drive’ that meant I had to slum it with the plebs at the local Coles.
I set to packing the items into the fridge, humming vacantly to myself. At least I could back up my lie to Ezra—‘Surprise! We don’t have to go to the supermarket because the groceries came to us!’
I managed a half-hearted chuckle at that, tugging at the neck of my crop top. How was it suddenly hot in here, even with the fridge door open?
“What, no donuts? I’m disappointed.”
I squeaked, the fridge door swinging wildly as I spun. It hit the wall and ricocheted back, smacking me in the left breast.
“Hello, Mouse.”