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Chapters (174)
  1. Content Warning
  2. A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. SJ
  6. 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  7. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  8. Jemma
  9. 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  10. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  11. SJ
  12. 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  13. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  14. Jemma
  15. 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  16. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  17. SJ
  18. 5. Messages from FriendPay
  19. Messages from FriendPay
  20. Jemma
  21. 6. First Date with a New Soul
  22. First Date with a New Soul
  23. SJ
  24. 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  25. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  26. Jemma
  27. 8. No Pressure …
  28. No Pressure …
  29. SJ
  30. 9. Mount Those Horns of His
  31. Mount Those Horns of His
  32. Jemma
  33. 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
  34. A Soft Spot for Mice
  35. SJ
  36. 11. Date Faking
  37. Date Faking
  38. Jemma
  39. 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
  40. Spicy Girl Dreams
  41. SJ
  42. 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  43. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  44. Jemma
  45. 14. Ratty-Man
  46. Ratty-Man
  47. SJ
  48. 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  49. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  50. SJ
  51. 16. An Outright Lie
  52. An Outright Lie
  53. Jemma
  54. 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  55. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  56. SJ
  57. 18. Ferretcon
  58. Ferretcon
  59. Jemma
  60. 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  61. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  62. Jemma
  63. 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  64. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  65. SJ
  66. 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  67. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  68. Jemma
  69. 22. Distracted by Other Parts
  70. Distracted by Other Parts
  71. SJ
  72. 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  73. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  74. Jemma
  75. 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  76. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  77. SJ
  78. 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  79. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  80. Jemma
  81. 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  82. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  83. SJ
  84. 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  85. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  86. SJ
  87. 28. Pesky Feelings
  88. Pesky Feelings
  89. Jemma
  90. 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  91. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  92. SJ
  93. 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  94. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  95. Jemma
  96. 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  97. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  98. Jemma
  99. 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  100. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  101. SJ
  102. 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  103. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  104. Jemma
  105. 34. Dare You
  106. Dare You
  107. SJ
  108. 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  109. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  110. Jemma
  111. 36. Mystical Semen
  112. Mystical Semen
  113. SJ
  114. 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  115. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  116. Jemma
  117. 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
  118. An Unnecessary Attachment
  119. SJ
  120. 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  121. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  122. SJ
  123. 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  124. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  125. Jemma
  126. 41. Devils Don’t Cry
  127. Devils Don’t Cry
  128. SJ
  129. 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  130. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  131. Jemma
  132. 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  133. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  134. SJ
  135. 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
  136. It’s a Grand Gesture
  137. Jemma
  138. 45. Permanently in Purgatory
  139. Permanently in Purgatory
  140. SJ
  141. 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  142. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  143. Jemma
  144. 47. The B Team Strikes Again
  145. The B Team Strikes Again
  146. SJ
  147. 48. Not My Nightmare
  148. Not My Nightmare
  149. Jemma
  150. 49. Hold On, Mouse
  151. Hold On, Mouse
  152. SJ
  153. 50. My Heroic Devil
  154. My Heroic Devil
  155. Jemma
  156. 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
  157. Not a Religious Celebrity
  158. SJ
  159. 52. The Devil I Know
  160. The Devil I Know
  161. SJ
  162. 53. Let Them See
  163. Let Them See
  164. Jemma
  165. 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  166. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  167. SJ
  168. Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
  169. Jemma
  170. And … Another Epilogue
  171. SJ
  172. Acknowledgments
  173. Also by Layla Pine
  174. About Layla

I did more than retch this time. I vomited up the minuscule amount of sushi I’d grabbed from the hospital canteen on my way home from art therapy. That meal felt like a lifetime ago, but there it was, barely digested.

“Has he …?” I mumbled, wiping my mouth. “Since he arrived?”

Hellen nodded, eyes glinting, guessing the meaning behind my stilted words. “Oh yes, he has been watching your mother die in front of him, on repeat, for eighteen years. I’m surprised his soul is still intact, to be honest. So many of them wither too quickly or become desensitised to their torture.”

She sauntered closer. I scrambled back.

I had never hated a being as much as I hated her. Although, her father … he was the one who had done this to Dad.

Hellen seemed oblivious to my hatred. She leaned down, gripping my chin. “I can’t wait to own your soul properly, Jemma Bliss. If you’re anything like your father … and I think you might be, judging by the power in your little Token … you’ll feed our demons for months. Years even, just like Daddy dearest.”

A piercing wail echoed from behind us, and I ripped my chin from her grasp. Dad reared his head back, cracking it into the wall with so much force his body crumpled into a bony pile on the floor. A pile too insignificant to be the man who used to sing me silly songs as he tucked me into bed. The man who had a belly laugh so loud and infectious that it filled the entire house, and set me to giggling uncontrollably.

“Oh, bugger it!” Hellen grunted, shoving me down and getting to her feet. “Now we’ll have to wait for his soul to revive him before he can begin another round.”

She headed for the door, sniffing crossly. “May as well leave her in her beloved darkness,” she muttered. Whoever she was talking to killed the lights, and terror clawed its way up my throat again.

“Call me when he wakes!” she commanded. “I’ve got more important things to do. I’ll return when it’s fun down here again.”

I swallowed back a scream, determined not to let the darkness overwhelm me as I dragged myself over that rough, too-hot floor, until I found the thin, crumpled form that was my dad’s soul.

I curled up around it … him. In this Hellish place, he was so cold.

I sobbed.

49. Hold On, Mouse

Chapter 49

Hold On, Mouse

SJ

I portalled directly into Hellen’s living quarters. It seemed expedient, and there was absolutely no time to lose.

It was a long shot to think she would have strung them up in her room, but Hell was a large and labyrinthine place, and I needed to start somewhere.

“Sniff for clues!” I commanded Beezle, eyes frantically scanning the space.

“She was here!” Beezle yapped, trotting towards the bedchamber. “Her scent is in here!”