Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“I need to get home!” I gasped, swiping the last of the beads into their container with a hand that shook, and stashing it all away. I burst out of the activity room, racing down the corridor blindly.
I was shivering by the time I got to the car, although it was a balmy evening for mid-September. My insides felt like they’d been put through a tumble dryer.
It had been SJ.
I was sure of it.
And I needed to talk to him. I wasn’t finished with him.
I needed to scream at him for being such a coward to my face … and such a hero behind my back. I needed to know why.
But first, I needed to work out how the Hell I felt about it.
43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
Chapter 43
Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
SJ
“For the last time! Let me the Home out of here!” I roared, charging at the trio of figures, vaguely visible through the mist. I struck at the swirling fog, and just like the countless other times I’d tried this since I’d walked through a portal that I should have known wasn’t mine, I hit the invisible barrier between me and my captors. The barrier that dulled all my senses … and my ability to conjure portals.
I was well and truly caged.
Clang! The deafening gong sounded again, and I was thrown backwards … again … My body screamed with pain … again.
“What is this?” I demanded, pushing myself from the ground. Every time was harder than the last. “Where am I?”
The blurry males on the other side chuckled. “We’ve told you already, Son of Lucifer. This is Heaven.”
I growled. No words, just a furious rumble from my throat.
“Boss …” Beezle whimpered, nudging at my leg. “Maybe we … are in Heaven?”
“Yeah, Boss, it’s not … like … the most outlandish thing that could have happened to us,” Bub added.
“No!” I snapped, rubbing at my shoulder, which had taken the brunt of the last several attempts to break out of this weird little mist-filled elsewhere they were keeping us. “I refuse to believe that I’ve somehow been duped by Her machinations.”
Turning towards the shadows on the other side of the mist, I sneered. “If you are so smug that you have captured the Prince of Hell, and imprisoned me in Heaven, prove it! I want to be brought before Her!”
The smug chortling that met my statement had my horns straightening in fury.
“Why is that so funny?” I demanded, crossing my arms and then promptly uncrossing them when I realised how much I resembled a spoiled, petulant child. “You cannot hold me here, I have responsibilities! Just … let me out! For badness’ sake—please!”
I was supposed to have been making Soul Tokens for Hellen. What would she have thought when I hadn’t returned to Hell for … however many days these sadists had kept me locked up in their cloud prison?