Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Have you … are you poisoned by the food? That can sometimes happen to humans, can it not?” His fingers fluttered over my bare back. “Please, Jemma, tell me how I can help you!”
“You’ve already done enough,” I grated, sipping some water, rinsing my mouth and spitting into the toilet rather than swallowing—my stomach couldn’t handle anything just yet. “I just … I need a little while, and then I’ll be fine to continue the meal.”
My stomach chose that exact moment to cramp so painfully that I cried out, doubling over. And then I was scooped up, cradled in his arms. His warmth was annoyingly soothing. I didn’t want to be soothed by him. I wanted to finish his stupid task, even if it hospitalised me.
He wasn’t going to win. I wouldn’t let him.
“You are not eating more. You’ve clearly had something that hasn’t agreed with you.”
Fury burned away some of the nausea, and I twisted in his arms until I could glare up at him. “Are you kidding me right now? Of course I’ve eaten something that doesn’t agree with me—you made it impossible for me to avoid it!”
His face paled, his lips parting on a shocked inhale. “This is … is this because of your gluten intolerance?”
I huffed. “Don’t pretend this wasn’t your aim. Make me so sick that I couldn’t possibly complete your sadistic task.” I sucked in air, refusing to cry out again as another bout of cramping struck me … lower down this time.
“Seriously, SJ, you need to leave. All that ‘delicious’ food? It’s about to start coming out the other end of me, and you are absolutely not invited to that party!”
“We’re going.” His voice brooked no argument. “I’m taking you home.”
“No!” I cried, even as my abdomen clenched again. “I might be about to crap myself, but I am not done with this crappy task of yours!”
But he ignored me, getting to his feet with me cradled in his arms as if I weighed nothing at all. With a wave of his hands, a portal opened in front of us, and I had no energy to fight him off as he stepped through with me in tow.
24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
Chapter 24
A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
SJ
I bit back the urge to roar out my twisted feelings as we stepped out of the portal and into her living room. I set her feet on the ground, and immediately she shoved me. Her attempt was feeble—she was so much smaller than I, and unwell, to top it off …
My fault.
That thought was enough to have me releasing my hold on her and stepping back. Her expression was a gut-wrenching combination of fury and pain, and she clutched her stomach as she stumbled down the hallway.