Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Ready to sign?” She asked, picking up the pen and holding it out expectantly.
I sucked in one deep breath. Two. Three.
“I will not become your pawn.” I spoke calmly. Rationally. With finality.
Her eyes widened, too earnest to be anything but deceitful.
“You misunderstand, son. If you just—”
Without another word, I scooped up a gawping Beezle and Bub and turned to the wall of windows. I raised one foot, and as She shrieked, I slammed my heel into the glass. It shattered, pain searing up my leg as the glass rippled and exploded all the way along the wall.
Air rushed in with a howl, and I bent into it, pushing myself to the very edge. I’d had more than enough practice at battling winds that wanted to attack me. And those clouds down there … they looked almost like pillows …
“Do it, Boss!” Bub urged.
Behind me, God screamed, “Mike, send reinforcements! He’s—”
I didn’t hear the rest.
I’d already jumped.
46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
Chapter 46
Eldest Spawn of Satan
Jemma
The demon smirking at me from the corner of my living room had maroon hair, cut very short—shorter even than SJ’s blond flop—and eyes that promised violence, and that they would enjoy every second of it. A scream burbled up from my chest, but I swallowed it back down. I was not going to let this particular devil terrify me.
Oh, but she terrified me.
“Let me guess … Hellen?” I cocked an impertinent hip, but the wobble in my voice gave me away. Her smirk widened into a vicious grimace.
“I see my reputation precedes me. Although perhaps my brother has been telling tales. All lies, I assure you. Or … maybe he was entirely too honest. One of his many failings.”
Her gaze raked me from head to toe. “You need no introduction, either, Jemma Bliss. SJ has been rather overprotective of you. Odd, I must admit, given he was supposed to be securing your eternal soul for our demons instead of forming some strange, obsessive attachment to you.”
I chanced a horrified glance at Joe, but he was still gaping at the appearance of a literal devil in the middle of my living room.
Hellen, seeing my glance, turned her attention to Joe, giving him the same once over she’d just given me. Her eyes glowed, her teeth bared in a covetous grin. “Oooh, you’re a handsome sack of meat, aren’t you? I’ll enjoy breaking you, possibly even more than I will my brother’s little human plaything. Perhaps I’ll even keep you after. Strung naked to the wall of my chamber, like a very pretty piece of living art.”
Joe’s cheeks flushed crimson. “What is she talking about, Jemma?” he asked warily, his eyes not leaving the Devil in the room. “This is … is this SJ’s sister?”