Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
It was probably just my frazzled emotional state, but the way he said ‘good girl’ … in that upper-crust, aristocratic accent of his switched my brain off entirely.
And oh boy, did I kiss him!
I kissed him with far more passion and enthusiasm than was really necessary for our little charade.
My arms snaked around him, fingers clawing into the solid muscle of his back, and I licked into his mouth, a whimper escaping me when the heat of his tongue found mine, and he met me stroke for stroke.
A low, almost desperate sound reverberated up from him, and he clutched me closer, his fingers digging into the flesh at the very top of my backside. I gasped into his mouth. He nipped at my bottom lip.
I broke away, clearing my throat, my cheeks flaming. Every place where his hands had roved burned like he’d branded me.
His eyes had gone black, his lips were rosy and glistened with the remnants of our kiss. My fingers reached up, unbidden, to my mouth. My lips were damp and swollen.
“I shall bid you good day, Mouse,” he said. His words were clipped, and he turned on his heel, clicking his fingers once as he strode past the gaping tweens. The two little faux ferrets wriggled from the girls’ limp grips and scampered after their master.
“It was lovely to meet you all.” Satan Junior managed to sound genuine as he threw the girls a quick smile from the door. The Hell Beasts leapt into his arms. He turned to me, his lips twitching. His eyes full of some unspoken promise.
“Until next time, Mouse.”
And then he was gone. And the girls were giggling and squealing and mooning about how blazing hot that kiss was, how he was sooooo into me … how he was exactly the type of man they’d always imagined I’d end up with.
But my ears were ringing, and stars were prickling at the edges of my vision, and I couldn’t do more than nod and smile vaguely at them.
I still had three more tasks to complete before I could earn back my soul …
But I wasn’t sure I’d survive them if a kiss that scorching was how the first one ended.
Shag your way out of it, indeed. Maybe that had been a bad, silly, ill-conceived plan. It was entirely possible that I’d just gotten myself in much, much too deep if that look in his eyes was any indicator of what he had in store for me next time.
12. Spicy Girl Dreams
Chapter 12
Spicy Girl Dreams
SJ
“Did that go well, Boss? I can’t work out if that went well or not,” Bub mumbled as we stepped through my very hastily summoned portal and back into the relative peace of my chambers. I immediately shed my human skin, hoping that would rid me of these tingly feelings.
It did not.