Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
The room was dark, save for my infernal glow. Jemma, still fast asleep, was sprawled across her side of the bed, one leg kicked out of the blankets. Her hair was a wild tangle around her head, and she was, indeed, snoring quite enthusiastically.
The panicked pounding eased as I gazed down at her. She was here. She was safe. She hadn’t died from my attempt to poison her with gluten (I still wasn’t entirely sure what gluten was, but clearly Alessio had been very well versed).
I’d conceded another task to her. Which meant there was only one more for her to win … and then the final one … for her to lose.
The thudding returned with a vengeance. Was this the fork in the road? I could continue with my plan and reap her soul at the end of this … or I could choose to let her win that final task … win her soul back from me. And look like a failure in the eyes of my father, and my sister … and the entire population of Hell …
Ugh. I did not wish to spend this night—likely the only one I would ever spend in a bed with Jemma Bliss—pondering my own folly and the potential doom of one … or maybe both of us. So I eased myself from the bed and tiptoed down the hall and into the living room. My own glow was enough to scan her bookshelf until I finally found the title she had directed me to earlier. What better distraction than the monster pornography she called literature?
Slipping it from the shelf, I crept back to her, sliding under the covers, tucking her in with me. I opened Devirginised By The Devious Devil and began to read.
28. Pesky Feelings
Chapter 28
Pesky Feelings
Jemma
I woke, warm, and comfortable, and rested. Wan sunlight made a valiant attempt to shine through a layer of grey, drizzly clouds. Raindrops pattered against the window, keeping time with the rumbling snore beside me.
Oh.
I snatched my glasses from the bedside table, peering across the bed. There he was. No longer red and glowing, he was back in his human disguise. There was no sign of a pair of horns or the tail that I’d dreamed naughty things about last night.
But unmistakeably, undeniably, Satan Junior was asleep in my bed.
I felt a pang of disappointment at the loss of the devil version of SJ, but even in his human form, he was … sigh … so perfect. With his chiselled abs, and bulging biceps, and … bulging other parts as well.
The sexy bastard.
The thoughtful bastard, who had made light for me when I was frightened in the dark. Who had listened when I wanted to vomit out my trauma. Who, if my hazy memories were correct from our sleepy conversation late last night, felt trapped in his role in all of this. Felt trapped by the expectations of his family.