Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“We will!” the girls chorused enthusiastically. Ellie reluctantly handed Luci back to me, and off they went.
And I went back to work. There was no time to think about SJ, or whether I’d get into my postgrad course, or … anything really, except selling my costumes, scratching the heads of new ferrety friends, and schmoozing with all these people who were deluded enough to think I was famous, all because of a few billboards around the city, and some ads on social media with my face on them.
I didn’t even have a chance to think about how hungry I was getting, or if it was close to lunch, until I caught a whiff of campfire and cloves, and I gasped, leaping to my feet. I couldn’t see … I needed to see!
Because there was only one person in the world who smelled that good.
Ignoring the heads turning in my direction, I climbed onto my chair and stood on my tiptoes, frantically peering into the crowds, until I saw him. Taller than the rest. And even amongst all the milling costumes, the crazy makeup and prosthetic … appendages, his horns stood out.
Holy Hell!
And … Another Epilogue
SJ
“Am I doing the right thing here?” I muttered, wiping my sweaty palms on my breeches.
“I don’t see the problem, Boss!” Bub dooked at my ear. “You look less ridiculous than pretty much all of these humans!”
Bub was virtually vibrating with anticipation. To be fair, so was I. My hand kept checking my pocket. It was still there. My heart thundered, and I swallowed back my nerves. And then swallowed again.
Devils don’t get nervous, SJ.
“Yeah, if there ever was a time you could go around incognito in your real form, it’s a place like this!” Beezle added, his fluffy tail tickling at my ear. I flicked it away.
“I don’t mean my devilness,” I mumbled out of the corner of my mouth. “I mean my … intentions …”
“Oh. That.”
I produced my ticket, handing it over to the volunteer who scanned it, giggling and blushing and generally eyeing my naked chest with more interest than I was comfortable with … from everyone except Jemma.
“Are you not on board with the plan?” I asked sharply, stepping forward with the queue of people slowly filtering into the exhibition hall. “Because you have had two weeks to express your concerns, and neither of you has said a word.”
“No! We’re totally on board!” Bub protested.
“It’s about damn time, Boss!” Beezle added.
I reached into my pocket. The Soul Token was still there, still giving off that same gentle warm pulse it had for almost a full year now.
Jemma Bliss had nothing to feel miserable about anymore. My heart swelled with pride because, while she had a lot to do with that, I had helped. I was an important piece of the puzzle that made Jemma happy.