Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
My stomach churned. It was time for this to turn from ‘this is a real, proper date’ to ‘Welcome to FiendPay. This is your second repayment. You are going to hate it, as is the point of the process’.
Alessio gestured, and his staff rolled in the trolley.
“And there it is,” Jemma muttered and drained her wine, her eyes gone icy. “The catch.”
23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
Chapter 23
My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
Jemma
I was such an idiot.
I’d let myself get carried away with these funny feelings I was having for him. I’d almost forgotten that I was on a mission to seduce him tonight. He was being so nice, and asking me about my past, and acting as if he cared about my future … I’d forgotten this was war and not an actual date with a human man who I was wildly attracted to.
And here was the reality check, come to smack me right in the face.
He’d really stepped up his torture game. This was underhanded and mean, and … it was so strange, because a little voice in the back of my head kept insisting that this was out of character for him.
Pfft! He was the Son of Satan. Set to be the next Head Honcho of Hell. This was child’s play for him, most likely. And I was about to get a very uncomfortable reminder of that.
The trolley rolled over to the table, and I could already feel my stomach cramping. This was not the standard antipasti of a five-course Italian feast. There were no plates of cheese and meat and olives and all the other delicious things that were safe for me to eat.
Oh, those items were all there. Melted onto big, thick slabs of crusty white bread. Scrumptious white bread. Glutinous white bread. My biggest weakness. My worst enemy.
Alessio placed a plate with three large, bready slices in front of me, and then another in front of SJ.
“Buon appetito! I’ll return with your second course in a little while.”
When the door closed behind the man, I narrowed my eyes at the big, beastly … gallingly beautiful blond across the table.
“Let me guess.” I lifted one of the melts, eyeing him over the top of it. “In order to win tonight, I need to get through this entire meal. Eat everything on my plate. Am I right?”
He didn’t respond, his eyes dropping to his own plate.
“Am I right, Satan Junior?” My voice was sharp, and he lifted his face to mine. He smirked, but it seemed pasted on. His eyes were the opposite of smiling. He looked like he was in pain.
Good! Because by the end of the night, I was going to be in pain, too. So much pain. I stifled a wince at the thought of it.