Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“I guess we do,” I mumbled. Relief flooded me, as much for being able to admit that out loud as for the fact that alongside the library, there was a very convenient dark alley, perfect for conjuring a portal.
I sidestepped into it, heading right to the end, away from the streetlights.
“Time to go home.” I sighed, realising that there would be no rest for me even once we returned to Hell. I had a minimum of a dozen Soul Tokens to manufacture overnight. To placate my monstrous sister.
The portal was slower than ever to expand. Perhaps because of my reluctance to use it. Perhaps because it didn’t head to the destination I so desperately wished it to—the destination that was now forever barred to me.
For the best, I reminded myself, as the portal finally reached its full size, and I stepped towards it.
If I hadn’t been so terribly exhausted, I might have paused when I noticed that the portal edges had a strange, bluish tinge to them instead of the normal magenta.
If my emotions hadn’t been so overwrought, I might have wondered why when I stepped through, it seemed to get brighter rather than darker.
And if my brain hadn’t been filled with regrets about the last twenty-four hours, I might have pondered over the fact that instead of fire and brimstone, the scents that heralded a return to Hell, I smelled that oddly delicious aroma that I’d noticed when the water had fallen from the sky, the evening of Jemma’s first repayment.
But I didn’t do any of those things. I just walked right into the trap that had been laid out for me.
42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
Chapter 42
He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
Jemma
“For the last time, Jemma! We don’t care about the damned costume!” Esther’s tone was sharp, but her squeezy, tight hug was reassuring. “And don’t even think about having to deal with him to get it back. He sounds like a total dickhead, to be perfectly honest.”
I buried my nose into Luci’s soft fur. She nestled in closer to me. She’d been very snuggly since Saturday, as if she knew just how wrecked I was over it. Perhaps she was a bit wrecked herself. I mean, she clearly had some deep connection with Bub, and now, because of the stupid Hell Hound Daddy and his commitment issues, she’d had to go cold turkey, too.
Nope. I was not going to think about him. I was not going to dwell, or mope, or cry another single tear over him.
Famous last words … a rogue tear pooled in the corner of my eye, and when I blinked, it rolled into Luci’s fur.
Jules pressed a hot cup of tea into my hand, and I set Luci down to go sniff tentatively at Falcor.