Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
He—Satan Junior—was smirking from one of my bar stools, looking for all the world as if he popped in for a Sunday afternoon chat every week. He wasn’t in the monster form he’d shown me earlier. No, it was the hot, muscular Draco Malfoy impersonator smirking at me, his eyes an odd, almost reflective shade of slate grey. He was dressed in that same dark button-up shirt, the sleeves rolled to his elbows. The dusting of pale gold hair on those arms glimmered in the afternoon light.
“What are you doing here?” I hissed, thoughtlessly rubbing at my poor abused boob. His eyes dropped to follow the movement, his mouth going slack. The grey in his eyes darkened to charcoal.
Shag your way out of it, Jem.
I wasn’t sure the silly idea I’d had earlier would work … but there was no harm in testing the waters to see if maybe I could distract him from my soul … with my body.
Biting my lip, I let my boob rub turn into more of a caress. I cupped the weight of it in my palm. What a fortunate oversight I’d made that morning when I shoved my T-shirt on without bothering with a bra. His tongue darted out to wet his bottom lip, a stain of pink blooming over his cheeks.
Yes! It was working!
I squeezed myself, watching him from under my lashes. His eyes were glued to my chest. I let my thumb graze over my nipple. It puckered under my touch, sending tingles down through my belly and between my legs.
A tiny, involuntary groan slipped past his lips. He tried to cover it up with a cough, shifting on the bar stool, but he was fooling literally no one.
Okay, I could work with this.
I dropped my hand to my hip and glared at him. He was, after all, still my enemy. An enemy who seemed to have a particular fondness for my human body. And if I wanted this plan to work, I’d need to make him crazy for me, with teeny, tiny tastes, and then BANG! Denying him any further gratification.
“Did you come here to extract a repayment from me? Or did you just want to ogle my boobs?” I asked sharply. I almost giggled when he flinched, his eyes snapping away from my chest with the guilty wince of a man caught in the act.
Except he wasn’t a man. He was the Devil. Well, the son of the Devil.
“If you’re here on FiendPay business, can we please hurry up and get the torture over so you can scurry back to the Hellhole you crawled out of?”
He leaned back, his jaw tight. His eyes fixed somewhere over my head. I smirked. Had I really thrown him that off balance with nothing more than a teeny little boob squeeze?