Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
Bile rose again as I remembered the strange, electric sensation as I shook his hand. I swallowed it down with a hiccup.
“I feel a little … hungover,” I managed.
Hellen nodded sagely as if that made absolute sense to her. “Yes, coming down from the high, no doubt.” She stood abruptly, heading back to the door. “Oh, Father has decided to celebrate Mephistopheles Day this year.”
I blanched. “Really? Is now a good time to be hosting a party? With the Pit Demons on the verge of mutiny?”
Hellen shrugged. “They seem in much better spirits knowing their future king has a solid plan to save them.” Her voice was chilling, and her smile was vindictive. “Besides, a party always boosts morale.”
She reached the door, her eyes boring into mine. “Between your Soul Token and the first reaping in decades, you’ll be the guest of honour.”
With that, she turned and strutted away, her hips swaying, her tail thrashing.
“No way you can get out of attending this time, Boss,” Beezle informed me.
Fuck.
18. Ferretcon
Chapter 18
Ferretcon
Jemma
“Well, hello there!”
I glanced up from my half-set-up table to find Humphrey grinning over at me, two takeaway coffees in his hands.
“Ezra informed me that I needed to look after you this evening, seeing as he has to work … and that looking after you meant caffeine first thing.” He held out one of the cups to me. “Hazelnut latte?”
I took the coffee, wishing it was cool enough to slurp immediately. But it wasn’t, so I set it down on my trestle and picked up the box of costumes I was sorting through. “Thanks. Are you working tonight?”
Humphrey nodded. “Yeah. I’m in the next row over.” He leaned closer. “I’m so bummed we’re not side by side, because if your blond beau comes to visit you today, and I miss seeing him, I’m going to die! Ezra said the nurses who saw him at the hospital have not stopped gushing.”
My stomach fluttered. It had been a week since the infamous brunch. In that week, I’d lied a lot to Ezra, ignored a number of texts from Joe demanding SJ’s job credentials, his housing situation, his income … which in Joe’s mind was much more important than how he treated me.
I’d repeated the same sappy, completely fake donut story that I’d told Ezra to Ellie, Faith and Harper when they demanded to hear all about our meet cute.
But there hadn’t been so much of a single flash of heat, the thing I had begun to realise heralded a visit from him. Every day that passed had me even more riled up, on edge with waiting for him to show up unannounced, sporting a smirk, and his next task for me.