Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Ouch! Not so … grippy!” God quipped, and for a split second, my stomach dropped. It wasn’t going to work. But then the room went oddly, eerily silent, except for a muffled gasp from Raphe.
And I felt it. The black, selfish core of Her, like gnarled roots twisted throughout Her entire being. Her soul.
Her eyes widened, and She struggled against me, but my grip … and whatever strange power I wielded prevented Her from escaping.
“I think your rule is up, God,” I muttered, lifting my other hand. Unlike the last time I’d tried to conjure a portal in this room, the swirling lights appeared swiftly. I tugged her against my body, stepping into the maelstrom. “I think it’s high time we put your soul up for judgment.”
52. The Devil I Know
Chapter 52
The Devil I Know
SJ
“Unhand me, you fiend!” God squawked, all bravado, all control gone. My hand was locked to her shoulder, that same surge of power I’d felt in Heaven tingled in my fingertips, and she fell silent. I stepped out of the portal and directly into Hell’s throne room.
I stumbled to a halt on the lava-stone floor, the scene that met me robbing me of breath. And it wasn’t because Hellen was stealing my air. Although she was there.
Sitting on Father’s throne.
Father was chained like a beast at her feet, his mouth gagged. His eyes bulged when he noticed who I had arrived with, and he shook his head vehemently. Hellen kicked him in the side of the head. He grunted around the gag.
“Oh! Junior, so glad you could make it!” she simpered, crossing her legs and smirking down at me. She toyed with one of the skulls on the armrest. “And you’ve brought a friend!”
I stepped forward, but Hellen raised a hand, the air swirling dangerously around her palm. “Stop right there. I’d like to have a civil conversation with you, little brother, but if you insist on approaching, I’ll have to pin you to the wall.”
“What is going on?” I asked warily. Hellen chuckled darkly, kicking her legs up on Father’s back.
“Well, it appears that my little brother chose his human whore over his kingdom … again. Imagine my shock when I returned to my chambers, expecting to find myself a very tasty meat sack to play with, and instead finding that my plaything had inexplicably escaped, and my own father—the King of Hell, no less, was unconscious on the floor and reeking of the miasma!”
I cursed myself inwardly, locking my expression into impassivity while my thoughts roiled. Was Jemma safe? Had Hellen returned for her while I was distracted in Heaven? God had mentioned time was different up there, could more time have passed here than I was aware of?