Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“I’ll return with donuts forthwith,” SJ said, one hand finding my elbow and giving it a gentle squeeze. My mouth wouldn’t work to retort. My entire being had been reduced to a scrambled mess of roiling hormones as I watched his perfect backside as he sauntered away.
20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
Chapter 20
It’s a Date, Big Boy
SJ
I returned—forthwith as promised—with a largeish box of donuts, and a satisfied grin plastered across my face. I made no move to hide it. I’d just had an enlightening conversation with my new friend at the donut stall, which had me feeling much more confident about the next task I had planned for Jemma.
My grin only widened when I saw the way her eyes went wild and hungry at the sight of me. Although her expression was most likely directed at the box of donuts.
She was with a customer, so I squeezed past them to the back of her little stall, where she had some form of flimsy-looking metal and fabric chair that I’d watched her unfold from her car earlier.
Her eyes followed me, and it wasn’t until I was seated that she turned the full force of her quirky personality back on the unsuspecting customers. And they melted under her bubbly sweetness.
Something squeezed inside me. Was this the real Jemma, and I was on the receiving end of the snarky version because of who I was … of what I was doing to her?
Or was the version she showed me a deeper layer that she kept from everyone else?
I thought I might do unspeakable things to know the answer to that. Which was, frankly, the stupidest sentiment I had ever entertained.
She’s just a soul. And we have a job to finish with her.
But those spicy girls did warn me not to continue down this path.
Are you truly going to pay heed to a pair of nipple-mouthed dream-women?
“How many did you get?” she demanded. Startled, I blinked from my reverie, finding her standing over me, wrapping her vibrant, yellow thingamajig around her tighter.
“A dozen. Are you cold?” I asked, leaning forwards.
She eyed me for a long moment, blue eyes boring holes in me before she nodded. “It’s suddenly gotten chilly, can’t you feel it?”
I shook my head. “My Lucifer blood is like an internal heating system.”
She tilted her head to the side, regarding me. “Lucifer blood?”
“Yes. Our family name is Lucifer. And hand in hand with the name go the horns and the hot blood.” And the responsibility for Hell, but that was not a subject I wished to discuss with Jemma Bliss.
“Must be nice. I hate the cold,” she remarked, rubbing her arms vigorously.