Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
He chewed slowly, his eyelids sliding shut. When he was done, his tongue skated along his bottom lip, licking up the stray sugar and cinnamon.
My own tongue mirrored his.
His eyes darkened to a stormy grey, and he stepped around me, back onto the path. Like a spell was broken, I shuddered at the sudden cold.
What a jerk! A small woman falls over because of his giant, solid back, and he doesn’t even offer to help her up? Just eats a donut like it’s a sex act and then saunters off?
I picked myself up, dusting off the back of my skirt and stormed towards the donut stall.
“I’ll have a—”
“Sorry. We just sold the last of them.”
My shoulders slumped. “Any chance you can cook me one? Just a single donut? I need my fix!”
The young man shook his head, looking uncomfortable. “I would, except that last guy demanded like, eighty donuts. Totally wiped out my ingredients!”
I stiffened. “That … that giant blonde dude bought eighty donuts?”
The guy shrugged, scratching the back of his neck. “Well, he didn’t specify eighty, exactly. He just … asked me to use the rest of my dry mix, and he’d buy whatever that made. It was kinda weird, to be honest.”
I huffed. “Super weird.”
I turned, fighting back the lump in my throat. I wasn’t going to be sad about this. I could survive a Saturday night at home alone without sugary, fluffy, cinnamony goodness to tide me over.
From the corner of my eye, I spotted a flash of blond. He was waiting at the lights to cross the road. As I watched, the light turned green, and he and his eighty bloody donuts strolled onto the crossing.
Heat flooded my veins.
No, I wasn’t going to be sad.
I was going to be mad.
I was going to give that jerk a piece of my mind … and hopefully convince him to part with half a dozen of his eighty bloody donuts.
I sprinted towards the crossing.
4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
Chapter 4
Dinner and a Devilish Show
SJ
“She’s following,” Beezle hissed at my ear. My chest constricted. “She’s … she’s running. Her skirt is flapping all over the place!”
I almost choked on the mouthful of the surprisingly light and fluffy ringed treat Jemma Bliss referred to as a ‘donut’. A memory appeared in my mind of the scrap of red underneath that skirt when it had flipped around her hips earlier in the day.
Usually, wayward winds were not my friend (because they were more often than not the result of one of Hellen’s tantrums). Today, I was thanking all that was evil for that glimpse of Jemma Bliss’s tiny undergarment.