Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“She’s got them both, then,” I snapped, whirling, already conjuring another portal. “She’ll have taken them down.”
“What the … you mean, she’s taken them to Hell?” Ezra shrieked. “You better bloody fix this, Satan Junior! The last thing Jemma needs after you broke her heart is … fucking Hell!”
“I intend to fix this,” I snarled as the portal stretched wide. “Bub, you stay with Luci … if there is any way to save her, you do it!”
Bub didn’t respond, he just kept licking Luci with such tenderness it made me want to scream. What if it was too late for Luci? What if it was too late for …
I sprinted into the portal.
48. Not My Nightmare
Chapter 48
Not My Nightmare
Jemma
“What are you going to do with Joe?”
Hellen ignored me, using the same strange air magic she’d used in the apartment to propel me along the dark, smelly, hotter-than-the-surface-of-the-sun tunnel. There were doors at regular intervals along the hallway, and occasionally a thin wail or a screamed, “Please, no!” would reach my ears.
Both Joe and I were royally screwed.
She’d portalled us into a chamber so similar to the one I’d spent the night with SJ in that it could only be Hellen’s private quarters. She’d pinned me to the wall with her wind before chaining Joe to what looked like a Medieval torture rack in the corner.
“Don’t you hurt her!” he’d warned, fire in his eyes and not a hint of fear for himself. Darting his gaze to me, he’d begged, “Don’t let her hurt you!”
And then Hellen had swept me out of the room on her foul breeze before I could do so much as say a goodbye to my brother.
My stomach swooped, picturing just what she might do to Joe. Images of him whipped, sliced … bleeding and broken … flooded my brain.
“What you really should be concerning yourself with, Mini Bliss, is what I’m going to do with you.” Hellen waggled her sharp eyebrows at me. “I’m going to make a deal with you. If I’m not mistaken, you have one last task left on your little FiendPay contract, yes?”
Hellen paused as an enormous, maroon demon approached, his fat wobbling as he leered at me. His eyes roved my body, my mini skirt and cropped Sailor Moon T-shirt. His horns lengthened, surrounded by midnight blue hair, and he gripped himself between the legs, an appreciative growl ripping from his throat.
I spat at him.
Hellen slapped me. My head snapped back, my cheek smarting, my eyes watering. She turned to the demon, who was … eww … licking my loogie off his cheek.
“This one’s mine!” she snarled. The demon put his hands up placatingly, threw me one last lascivious look, and ambled off.
I shuddered. Monster romance be damned—that guy was super creepy!