Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I felt my nose trying to wrinkle in denial again, and I forced my face into stillness. But were they for real? I mean, I had decent and consistent engagement on social media, and I had noticed that my sales through Etsy were steadily growing, but … were there really people out there—a vast number of them, if they weren’t exaggerating—who knew about me and loved my brand?
They had to be exaggerating.
Esther planted a hand on my arm, giving my elbow a little squeeze. “So, we were hoping that you and Luci might like to be the faces of an event we’re planning.”
“An event?”
“Ferretcon!”
My mouth fell open. “You mean, like …”
Jules was already nodding wildly. “Like a cosplay event, but with ferrets!”
“Is there really a market for that?”
“We believe that not only is there a market locally, but this has the potential to be an event that people will travel from out of town to attend.”
I couldn’t stop the nose-wrinkling this time. “Are you serious?”
They nodded in unison. “Deadly serious. And we want you, and Luci, to be the faces of the event. We’d obviously offer Dooks of Hazzard a prime position on the day, but you’d have the ability to market to our ticketholders in the months leading up to the event, and your face, and your logo, would be on all our marketing materials, and our website.”
I couldn’t speak. My heart was jumping into my throat. This was a massive opportunity. If this was touching people from out of town, people who owned and loved ferrets …
“How much is this going to cost me?” I blurted. Because this all had to be too good to be true.
“I don’t follow …” Jules looked genuinely confused.
“Well, it sounds to me like a sponsorship opportunity. And I’m not … strictly speaking … in a position to be outlaying money right now.” Understatement of the century.
Esther squeezed my arm tighter. “We don’t want cash from you, Jemma. More of an … exchange, I suppose you might say.”
Heat pulsed behind me, and every nerve that had been fluttering all week turned to a riot. Esther’s eyes lifted, and her eyebrows rose as a deep voice from behind me boomed.
“What exactly are you suggesting that she exchange with you?”
19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
Chapter 19
Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
Jemma
His voice was dark, and proper … and full of menace.
The snarky spark within me flared to life. The one that he always seemed to awaken.
I patted Esther’s hand and extricated myself from her grip. “If you’ll excuse me for just a moment. My … boyfriend … is a tad overprotective.”
Jules was staring up at SJ with bulging eyes, mouth agape. On a mad whim, I leaned closer. “Fanfiction Draco Malfoy, am I right?”
I winked, grinning at Jules’s shellshocked expression, and finally turned to see him looming over me.