Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
The two Hell Mice lurking in my collar tittered.
Her eyes widened under her glasses. “Don’t you DARE call me Mouse, you ridiculously overgrown … blond!”
On a mad whim, I leaned closer until my mouth was beside her ear. “What else do you expect me to call you,” I whispered, “when you squeak at me like that?”
Her hair smelled like strawberries. I wondered if she managed to attain that vibrant pink shade by rubbing the fruit on her hair.
That would be ridiculous, though. Wouldn’t it?
A tiny breath left her lips. She loosened her grip on the box. Disappointment zipped through me. Was she really giving up so easily? Things were just getting interesting!
Then her small, warm fingers wrapped around mine.
I almost dropped the box until I realised she was trying to pry my hands away from it. The thrill of witnessing her valiant fight (one which she could never hope to win) bloomed in my chest.
“I’d really love to stay and do … whatever it is you think you’re doing here,” I remarked. “But I have important places to be. With my box of donuts.”
“Just—give me—one! And I’ll leave you alone!” she snarled, her delicate nails, decorated with some sort of sparkling coating, scratching against my skin. I suppressed a shiver.
Her hands were dwarfed by mine. I couldn’t tear my eyes away from her creamy skin. What would it look like against the skin of my true form?
We would likely never find out.
“Uh … Boss?” Bub squeaked near my earlobe. “You gonna answer her?”
I blinked, muscle memory taking over. With very little effort, I plucked the box—and my hands—out of her grasp, lifting it above my head. Far higher than she could ever hope to reach.
Unless she climbed me …
The human denims grew tight, and I gritted my teeth. I needed to end this interaction. For my own sanity.
“No,” I grated, my voice gone dark and rumbly. The voice of the devil within. “You will get nothing from me.”
She blinked up at me, and the anger in her expression melted into something forlorn that squeezed my chest.
But this was part of the plan. Deny her the one thing she seemed to want above all others … and see what we could manipulate her into giving up to have it.
I steeled myself against the disgraceful softness that lurked inside me, glowered down at her, and pushed past. I kept walking until we reached the corner. There, I stopped.
“Ooooh, that was some performance, Boss!” Beezle snickered, his little mouse tail curling around the back of my ear. I fought the urge to flick it away.
“Is she still watching us?” I asked softly, pretending I was checking the road for a break in the motorised carriages that zoomed past when really I couldn’t think around the tickling certainty that her eyes were burning holes into my back.