Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“I-I … didn’t …” I stumbled over my words, unable to tear my eyes away from those pink lips.
“Oh, so growling ‘silence’ like you’re some sort of cartoon villain, that was just you speaking to yourself? Do you often tell yourself to be quiet?”
She poked me in the chest again. The box of donuts tilted precariously, but I managed to save it in time. Her eyes darted to it, then back up to me, blazing with indignant fury.
“You had better be feeding an entire suburb of starving orphans with those!” she snapped. Her chest rose and fell rapidly in her anger.
I tore my gaze away from the parts of her that bounced along, drawing on the devil lurking deep inside this human suit.
“Had I, now?” I smirked down at her, cocking an eyebrow jauntily. I thought I caught a tiny, amused titter from somewhere in the vicinity of my shirt collar. I ignored the wayward Hell Beast who made it.
Her eyes slipped to my mouth, and that tightness in hers melted … for just long enough to make my stomach churn. Or was that the unfamiliar treat putting up a fight against my digestive system?
And then her eyes narrowed. “Yes, because if you had no altruistic purpose … what sort of sadistic lunatic tells the donut guy to use up all his mix, no matter how many it makes?”
“Sadistic lunatic, you say?” I taunted, feeling an odd sense of unbridled glee bubbling in my throat as I slid another donut from the box. I stuffed the entire thing into my mouth. Her lips fell open again, and she watched me chew in fascinated horror.
Which was exactly the emotion that I needed her to be feeling.
“What is wrong with you?” she squeaked. My grin widened when she stomped her little foot to emphasise her words.
I shrugged. “I’m simply a good Samaritan. I did not wish for his mix to go to waste, and the market stalls were packing up for the afternoon.”
“Ugh!” Her hands darted out, clawing into the sides of the giant box, her teeth sinking into her bottom lip as she grunted, trying to wrestle it from me. It briefly took me by surprise, but she was far smaller and so much weaker than I.
I tightened my grip minutely and watched in amusement as she tugged and tugged and got absolutely nowhere.
“You do … realise,” she puffed, her fingers slipping against the smooth cardboard, “that they can … keep the dry mix, and use it again … next time!”
She readjusted them, tugging harder. I chuckled, cocking my head to the side.
“But then I wouldn’t be having this delightful conversation with you!”
She let out a little growl. “If this is your idea of delightful, you really are a sadist!”
“Oh, Mouse, you have no idea.” The words burst out of me, called forth by some strange urge swirling deep within me.