Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Her, and about twenty others who just got dinner and a devilish show!” Bub cackled.
“How does she look?”
There was a long pause, during which that fluttering in my chest became urgent, more like a beast trying to claw its way out of me. “Well?” I demanded.
“She looks like she wants to slap you … really badly.” Bub’s teeny mouse voice was filled with glee. “I’d give my soul to see that go down, Boss!”
The clawing feelings eased slightly. She wasn’t upset. She was angry.
Which potentially made my task much more difficult. Unhappiness turned to desperation so much easier than rage. And desperation was something I could work with.
So why did I feel relieved?
I shook my head, turning the corner and ducking into the dingy alley that we had portaled into that morning. I blew out a long breath.
“So, what now, Boss?” Beezle asked, scuttling down my arm and popping out my shirt cuff. “Is she ready to sell her soul?”
I shook my head. “We must follow her. The next few hours may bring her there, but only time will tell.”
Bub’s head appeared at my other wrist. “Hooray! Stalking it is!”
I sighed, rolling my eyes. “Stalking it is,” I agreed wearily. They had been a great help to me today; I would let them have this one little win.
* * *
I could no longer deny that we were stalking Jemma Bliss.
We’d followed her back to the markets, observing from the shadows as she packed up her car and hopped into it with the red-haired sausage dog man from the hospital.
We could have lost her then, except for the delightful accident where I’d sniffed her hair. I had her scent now, and the Hounds could track her.
They stopped at a liquor store, and they both got out. He returned with a tall bottle of something the colour of blood. She was lugging a large box decorated with green grapes.
“A tiny thing like her, drinking that much all on her own? I don’t buy it,” Bub growled. “I bet she’s inviting someone over to share it with her.”
My jaw twitched, and I flexed my fingers, willing away the insane urge to do violence.
Finally, they returned to their dwelling. It was a tall, dilapidated-looking red-brick monstrosity. There was a musty blue sofa, the springs exposed on one side, resting haphazardly on the curb outside.
We watched them park on the street and enter through the ugly glass and metal door before we followed. I wrinkled my nose as we passed the sofa. It smelled of human urine and vomit.
Inside, the foyer floor was a mosaic of chipped tiles, and one wooden staircase led upwards. Beezle sniffed.
“Third floor,” he barked, and we ascended the creaky stairs.
The third-floor hallway was shadowy, only one measly electric globe illuminating the yellowing walls and the threadbare carpet.