Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I forced myself to continue strolling, taking another bite of the donut. A small moan forced its way out of my throat. Whatever the little, slightly crunchy grains were that were stuck to the outside of it, I wanted more of that. Lots more.
She’d followed me. The perky, pink-haired person had followed me.
“Stay cool, Boss,” Bub added, his whiskers tickling my neck.
“Who says that I’m not cool? I’m completely cool. Now, stay under my collar,” I ordered them both through a mouthful. They huddled into the fabric, the tiny claws of their mouse forms gripping my skin. I still was unsure about whether bringing my pet Hell Hounds, with their shifting abilities, had been a good idea. Yes, it meant they could go incognito … but it also meant they’d decided to lurk by my ear in all their mousey glory and rudely remark on my state of mind.
I drummed my fingers on the ridiculously large cardboard donut box.
I hadn’t intended to enact this part of my plan so soon. I had wanted simply to observe what her reaction would be when faced with not being able to fulfil her need for these disgracefully moreish delicacies.
I should have known the second I took that first bite, and the sweetness hit my taste buds, that she would react exactly this way. I had to admit, I probably would, too.
And then she’d licked her lips, watching me chew, her small, lush body splayed out on the grass after colliding with me.
My plan was not yet fully baked.
And still, the urge to act on it was intense. Undeniable.
An electrifying shudder ran down my spine at the thought.
No. Rodent claws were the reason for that tingling. It absolutely wasn’t anticipation.
I reached the far side of the road and turned, striding down the sidewalk, past cafés and bars. I snorted at a store named ‘Angel Blessings’. Humans and their delusional worship of the Heavenly fiends. Blessings were certainly not what those menaces bestowed.
“Hey, you! Douchey, smirking gargantuan!”
My steps faltered at the fury in her tone.
“Ooooh, she’s a feisty one!” Bub squealed.
“Yeah, the demons will have a field day with her soul!”
I let out a low, rumbling growl.
“Silence,” I hissed, continuing to walk as if I hadn’t heard her.
A flash of pink hair and a delicate finger poked me in the chest. Right where I kept feeling that strange fluttering.
“Did you just tell me to shut up?” she demanded. She glared up at me. Her eyes appeared enlarged by her enormous glasses. The irises were vividly blue. Her cheeks were pink, her mouth … also pink … was pursed crossly.
It looked nothing like a cat’s rear end. It looked like …
“Stop glaring at me, you big buffoon! I will not shut up!”