Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I stood, scrounging up a smirk from somewhere deep within the bubbling turmoil of my abdomen, and scooped up our wines, approaching her.
“His use of recycled materials, paint, and flame to create these … these nightmarish landscapes, is truly inspired. It speaks of the ruination of nature through the consumerism of humankind.” She turned to me, her smile wide, excited, two spots of colour high on her pretty cheeks. I handed her a glass, letting my fingers linger on hers for longer than was necessary.
She was so passionate, it was intoxicating.
“I’ll admit I’ve not heard of him,” I murmured, turning to the piece. It was large and angry-looking, with bubbling paint in red and black, like blisters across the surface. I swallowed. “It reminds me a bit of home.”
“Why do you sound so sad when you say that?”
I took a sip of my wine, thinking furiously. How to answer? Was there really any point in baring parts of myself to her? When she would only hate me once this was over. And resent me until her death, and then curse me for all eternity.
But I wanted to give her honesty. I craved that with her. Why? That was a conundrum for another time. But for now, I would bare a little of me to her.
“I never knew anything but the caverns of Hell, until I … until I came to the Human Realm to seek a … what did you call yourself?” I chuckled mirthlessly. “An ‘infernal guinea pig’?”
I took another drink, eyeing her surreptitiously over the top of my glass. She hadn’t touched her wine. She was watching me intently, expectantly. She wanted to know more. She was … interested in me.
“It’s a case of not knowing what one is missing,” I explained, “until one sees the world outside of one’s four walls, I suppose.”
I took another sip as she regarded me. The corners of her lips softened. My stomach tingled.
“Don’t get me wrong … I’m seriously pissed at you for tricking me into this whole FiendPay thing.” Her finger toyed with the rim of her wine glass. “But I can’t blame you for feeling … stifled … down there, wherever it is. My God, it was so hot, SJ! I think I produced a gallon of sweat in five minutes!”
And suddenly I was thinking of her … naked, sheened in sweat … her head thrown back in pleasure as I …
I drained my wine, gesturing to her glass. “You must drink. This is a ‘date’ after all.”
She smirked into her glass, taking a sip. Her eyes found mine, and her lashes fluttered. My stomach fluttered in response.
“You are not wearing your spectacles!”
She nibbled on her bottom lip, shrugging. “I always wear contacts when I …” she darted her eyes to mine, then away again.
“When you what, Mouse?”
Her smirk widened. “When I want to impress a man on a date.”