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Chapters (174)
  1. Content Warning
  2. A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. SJ
  6. 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  7. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  8. Jemma
  9. 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  10. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  11. SJ
  12. 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  13. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  14. Jemma
  15. 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  16. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  17. SJ
  18. 5. Messages from FriendPay
  19. Messages from FriendPay
  20. Jemma
  21. 6. First Date with a New Soul
  22. First Date with a New Soul
  23. SJ
  24. 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  25. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  26. Jemma
  27. 8. No Pressure …
  28. No Pressure …
  29. SJ
  30. 9. Mount Those Horns of His
  31. Mount Those Horns of His
  32. Jemma
  33. 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
  34. A Soft Spot for Mice
  35. SJ
  36. 11. Date Faking
  37. Date Faking
  38. Jemma
  39. 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
  40. Spicy Girl Dreams
  41. SJ
  42. 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  43. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  44. Jemma
  45. 14. Ratty-Man
  46. Ratty-Man
  47. SJ
  48. 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  49. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  50. SJ
  51. 16. An Outright Lie
  52. An Outright Lie
  53. Jemma
  54. 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  55. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  56. SJ
  57. 18. Ferretcon
  58. Ferretcon
  59. Jemma
  60. 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  61. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  62. Jemma
  63. 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  64. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  65. SJ
  66. 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  67. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  68. Jemma
  69. 22. Distracted by Other Parts
  70. Distracted by Other Parts
  71. SJ
  72. 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  73. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  74. Jemma
  75. 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  76. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  77. SJ
  78. 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  79. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  80. Jemma
  81. 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  82. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  83. SJ
  84. 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  85. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  86. SJ
  87. 28. Pesky Feelings
  88. Pesky Feelings
  89. Jemma
  90. 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  91. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  92. SJ
  93. 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  94. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  95. Jemma
  96. 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  97. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  98. Jemma
  99. 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  100. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  101. SJ
  102. 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  103. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  104. Jemma
  105. 34. Dare You
  106. Dare You
  107. SJ
  108. 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  109. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  110. Jemma
  111. 36. Mystical Semen
  112. Mystical Semen
  113. SJ
  114. 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  115. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  116. Jemma
  117. 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
  118. An Unnecessary Attachment
  119. SJ
  120. 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  121. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  122. SJ
  123. 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  124. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  125. Jemma
  126. 41. Devils Don’t Cry
  127. Devils Don’t Cry
  128. SJ
  129. 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  130. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  131. Jemma
  132. 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  133. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  134. SJ
  135. 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
  136. It’s a Grand Gesture
  137. Jemma
  138. 45. Permanently in Purgatory
  139. Permanently in Purgatory
  140. SJ
  141. 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  142. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  143. Jemma
  144. 47. The B Team Strikes Again
  145. The B Team Strikes Again
  146. SJ
  147. 48. Not My Nightmare
  148. Not My Nightmare
  149. Jemma
  150. 49. Hold On, Mouse
  151. Hold On, Mouse
  152. SJ
  153. 50. My Heroic Devil
  154. My Heroic Devil
  155. Jemma
  156. 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
  157. Not a Religious Celebrity
  158. SJ
  159. 52. The Devil I Know
  160. The Devil I Know
  161. SJ
  162. 53. Let Them See
  163. Let Them See
  164. Jemma
  165. 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  166. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  167. SJ
  168. Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
  169. Jemma
  170. And … Another Epilogue
  171. SJ
  172. Acknowledgments
  173. Also by Layla Pine
  174. About Layla

But my goal was not to date her. It was to entrap her soul for all eternity.

I really was terrible.

“Let’s have some wine.” I put my hand on the small of her back, barely bothering to glance at my surroundings as I lead her towards the candlelit table.

She looked utterly delectable in that dress. It was such a pale pink as to almost appear translucent. Tiny silver chains snaked across her chest, keeping the fabric that barely covered her breasts in place. Her vibrantly pink hair was pinned up, revealing another chain that wound around the back of her neck, holding the entire thing up. It was so delicate … it would be the work of a mere second to break it, to have the whole thing fall to the floor.

Her back was bare to the waist, her skin flawless and creamy, and I wanted to put my mouth on every inch of it.

But I couldn’t … Could I?

No. I most certainly could not. She did not want that sort of attention from me. And giving it to her would only make my own task all the more difficult.

I wanted to groan out my frustration, but instead, I guided her into her chair and took a seat opposite her. Wide-eyed, she took in the floor-to-ceiling windows along one wall, which gave an almost panoramic view of the city lights.

“It’s so beautiful,” she murmured wistfully. “I never stop to appreciate how lovely the city is at night.”

You’re so beautiful, you put the city to shame. I wondered what would happen if I said those words out loud to her. I had blurted out to her earlier that she was beautiful, but I’d punctuated it with bashing my leg on her furniture, and the moment had been broken.

But I couldn’t tell her. It had been a mistake to let those words out earlier. I’d been … overcome by the image of her in that dress as it clung to every curve.

Her gaze roved towards the interior, and more specifically, the art adorning the whitewashed brick walls.

“Does the décor meet your expectations?” I asked, reaching for the wine, already set out, as ordered by Alessio, the chef who’d happily handed over the eternal rights to his soul for that silly little star.

“It’s even better than I imagined,” she breathed, and as I poured, she was up again, her hips swaying far too enticingly as she walked over to a painting. She examined it, then gasped, her hand flying to her mouth.

“This is … this is a Dante Bruno piece! From his Fiamme Spazzatura series!” Her cheeks went pinker than her hair, her eyes wide as she gaped at me. “I didn’t know there were pieces of this series outside of national galleries!”