Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
My brain short-circuited, as I studied her face, so familiar, and yet, almost a stranger’s without those big glasses she usually wore.
“You only just noticed that they were missing?” she asked coyly, sidling closer, sipping at her wine. “I would have picked the Son of Satan to have better observational skills than that.”
I cleared my throat, my eyes falling to the soft curves of her breasts, far too enticing beneath those little swinging chains. My fingers twitched, aching to touch her there.
“I was … distracted … by other parts,” I admitted ruefully, scrubbing a hand over my face.
She giggled and patted me on the arm. “You might be the Prince of Hell, but you’re still just a man, aren’t you?” Her grin was that of a bat who had just gotten its teeth into the forbidden fruit.
My suspicion was roused. “Why do you seem so … smug … tonight?”
She waltzed past me, the dress skimming her mid-thigh, hugging that round arse. I bit the inside of my cheek until she turned and took her seat, still smirking.
“No reason. I suppose I’m just … very grateful, to have this opportunity to be here. To see this art. To share a meal with you.” She sipped again at her wine, her eyes darting across the tabletop. “Speaking of sharing a meal … where are the menus?”
I stifled a wince. I wasn’t ready for the big reveal yet. I was honestly quite shocked she hadn’t yet demanded to know what the catch was in her task this evening.
“Drinks first,” I managed, seating myself and pouring more for both of us.
Her eyes narrowed playfully. “Are you trying to get me drunk, Satan Junior?”
My hand twitched on the bottle, almost spilling on the white tablecloth. “You needn’t drink at the same speed as I. But it’s … customary, where I am from, to share a libation while seated, before we progress to eating.”
Such a lie. If she ever shared a meal with Father and Hellen and me, she would see that there was no civilized chitchat over drinks. There was tearing into food while Hellen and I insulted one another, and Father continued to place unfair expectations on me while simultaneously reminding Hellen that she was the useless spare.
Not that I would ever, in a million lifetimes, let either Hellen or Father anywhere near Jemma Bliss.
Until her soul came to Hell upon her death … and then I would have no control over what was done to her … or by whom.
I downed my second glass.
“Well, I wouldn’t want the denizens of Hell to think I had bad manners,” Jemma said with a large helping of sarcasm as she took a gulp of her wine. “How did you know that Riesling is my favourite?”
I cocked an eyebrow and managed to curl my lips slightly.