Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I gripped the neck of my stretched T-shirt, pushing my glasses up my forehead and dabbing at my suddenly watering eyes. I couldn’t let Satan Junior see. Would me crying—even if it wasn’t necessarily directly related to his torture—be counted as me forfeiting my first repayment?
I glanced over at him surreptitiously. He was watching me, an odd, bland expression on his face. He shoved one hand into his pocket. If he was getting off on my mini breakdown, I was going to lose my shit at him, soul payment be damned!
But he removed his hand almost as quickly as he’d put it in there, and he strode over to the girls.
“I am afraid I must take my leave now, girls,” he said, and the true sadness in his eyes was better acting than anything I’d managed since he’d walked through that door. “I’ve other places I need to be … and I fear if Beezle and Bub stay much longer, and we get caught by one of the healers here, we might get Jemma in trouble, and she won’t be able to visit you again.”
The girls erupted into protests, which Satan Junior gently but firmly rebutted.
“You don’t want to lose your time with Jemma, now, do you?” he asked them. Tearily, they shook their heads.
“Well then say goodbye to Beezle and Bub. They have had an action-packed afternoon, and I am certain they will need a long rest after all the fun they have had with you three.”
As the girls gave the fake ferrets one last snuggle, he turned, approaching me, his gait casual, his expression … apologetic?
No, that couldn’t be right.
“Come now,” he murmured, his big hand cradling the back of my neck, his thumb swiping away a stupid, traitorous tear from my cheek. I bit my bottom lip to stop it from trembling. How had he managed to make such an emotional wreck of me?
“It hasn’t been the full hour,” I muttered, toying with the bottom of the T-shirt. His palms grazed down my arms, fingers winding through mine. “I want the record to state that I fully committed to your requirements for this task … and it’s you ending it early, not me!”
He smiled, but it didn’t quite reach those silvery eyes of his. “You have to pretend you like me, just until I’m gone, Jemma Bliss. That’s all. And you will have successfully made this payment. And … I might possibly have exaggerated a little earlier. There are no demonic illnesses.”
A tiny, gasping sob tore out of me as relief had me sagging. He snatched me against him, his breath fanning across my cheek as he bent to me.
“Now, kiss your fake lover farewell like a good girl,” he rumbled. “And we shall call it a day on your first repayment.”