Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
His mouth twitched, and he leaned down until his hot breath was right at my ear, his hand curling around my hip, burning like a brand through the fabric of my jeans. “You’re playing a dangerous game, Mouse.”
I suppressed a quiver, pressing my hand to his stomach. His ab muscles jerked under my palm. I stared up at him with what I hoped was steely determination. “When the prize is my soul, Satan Junior, I’ve got no choice but to play to win.”
“Call me SJ,” he rumbled.
A trio of delighted squeals broke the tension between us, and I tore myself away from him with a sharp exhale.
I’d forgotten, for a moment there, where we were … and the audience we were performing for.
I turned away from him, cheeks flaming, to apologise to the girls.
“What the …?” I gasped, taking in my three budding artists.
They were on their backs on the paint-splattered drop sheet. Two scurrying ferrets were clambering all over them as they giggled. Two black ferrets with odd, reddish tinges to their eyes.
“And he has pet ferrets? You two are made for one another!” Faith cackled.
I turned back to Satan Junior, horror draining the blood from my face. He grinned wickedly down at me.
“Oh … did I forget to mention that I brought the ‘malevolent mustelids’ along with me?”
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“Oh … uh, girls, I don’t think that we should—” I pinched the bridge of my nose, swallowing back the urge to scream as Ellie laid her angry splatter canvas face up on the drop sheet while Faith and Harper held the two suspiciously cooperative ‘ferrets’ on their backs, snatching up brushes loaded with paint and smearing it all over their little mammalian feet.
“We need to have a memento of this awesome day!” Faith argued, rubbing her nose against the Hell Beast’s. It lay passive in her arms.
This was absolutely the calm before the storm. I could feel the pressure building. My body was practically vibrating with the urge to turn around and throttle him for putting me in this position.
But I couldn’t. Because my soul was the collateral in this little game.
“They’re astoundingly docile examples of their species, are they not?” he remarked. I did round on him then, eyes narrowed, trying my darndest to hold onto a smile. I probably looked more like I was trying to hold in explosive diarrhoea.
Satan Junior’s chuckle was so merry I itched to wrap my hands around his throat and squeeze.
“These girls are immunocompromised, Simeon.” My voice was thin as I desperately held back the need to roar the words at him. “Animal visits to this ward are very heavily regulated for that reason.”
He leaned back in the chair he’d situated himself in, one ankle balanced jauntily on the other knee, his hands running through that pale blond hair.