Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I grinned. “You need to expand your reading horizons, Prince,” I informed him. “It’s a heavily overused trope in the romance genre. One of my favourites, in fact.”
I walked two fingers up his stomach and chest, booping him on the chin. “It’s exactly what it says on the packet. I pretend I’m dating you … but I’m faking. Ergo, ‘fake dating’. And you are a monster, so …”
His eyes tightened, but he nodded. “You have made your point. So, you must do this … date-faking thing … with me. Additionally, for the entire hour, you also cannot demand that I leave. You cannot get angry with me. No matter what.”
“Oh, it’s a little late for that,” I growled. I inhaled a calming breath and pasted a delighted smile on my face. “But I’ve done my research …” Faking It With Frankenstein’s Monster was one of my favourites, after all, “… and it’s lucky I’m very, very good at pretending.”
His eyebrow lifted in mocking disbelief, one side of his mouth curling as if to say, ‘Sure you are’.
Ooh! I would wipe that smarmy look right off his face. I’d show him that I could pull off fake dating the devil with the best of them.
I gripped the back of his neck.
“Come here, ya big lug,” I cooed, pulling him down to me. “It’s been too long.”
My lips crashed into his, knocking my glasses askew.
His mouth was hot against mine but so much softer than I’d expected. It didn’t stay soft for long. He took control, his hand cupping the nape of my neck. His lips parted mine. I gasped at the shock of it, and suddenly our breaths were mingling. The tip of his tongue darted out and flicked against mine, and it was like electricity shooting straight to the centre of me. A low, quiet rumble vibrated up from his throat.
I had to lock my knees to stop them from turning to jelly under me.
“I’ve missed you,” I mumbled against his mouth, the words coming out in a dirty, panting gasp … totally intentional. I was acting, after all … we were supposed to be a couple …
“Have you?” His hands slid down my spine to the small of my back, pressing me closer. And there, again … the hard nudge of his …
I broke away from that searing kiss. “Enough of that,” I muttered, hoping I didn’t sound as flustered as I felt. “I’m not about to give the girls an R-rated show with you.”
His eyes flashed. “Is an R-rated show on the table?” he asked, his voice gone rough.
I smirked, ignoring the way my lungs suddenly felt filled with helium. “That depends … would it count as another repayment?”