Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Yeah, I should probably change the setting,” I managed, giving her another overly bright smile as she headed off to continue her last-minute checks on the other exhibitors.
SJ: I promise I’ll make it by lunchtime. Just finishing up with Pete now. I’m delaying the transfer until next week. Your big day is more important xx
A grin burst onto my face. “They’ll be back for lunch, Luci!” I squeaked. Luci stuck her nose out of her hammock, dooked once, and then curled up again.
I snorted. “Wish I could just curl up and sulk until my man gets back, too.” I reached down, picking non-existent lint off the Little Mer-ferret costume and rearranging it in front of the basket of extras I’d made for the event.
I wasn’t sure how I’d managed to crochet as many costumes as I had over the last few months. In between going back to uni, facing Professor Proctor (who was so overly nice it verged on saccharine and made me wonder what exactly SJ had done to get that letter out of him in the first place), coming up with a whole new concept for my art exhibition, and creating the bloody art, while also applying for postgrad courses that would qualify me as an art therapist … and barely wanting to leave the bedroom when SJ was home.
I sighed, my skin heating. Not just the bedroom. The lounge. The kitchen bench. Against my bookshelf, with all my monster romance heroines looking on with pride. The shower. The washing machine … that was a very fun one.
There wasn’t a surface in the apartment we hadn’t christened. Except Ezra’s bedroom. Well, Ezra’s old bedroom. He’d moved in with Humphrey about a month ago.
For the last two weeks, I’d been home alone. And horny. SJ had needed to be in Heaven for the audit, and while the apartment was a short portal away, he’d said it was too hard to leave me every day, and he just wanted to get the ‘bloody tedious task’ over and done with.
He’d been gone two weeks, and I was horny. Holy Hell, I needed him. I needed to work all this extra anxiety out on his sexy body. Preferably in his devil form.
I was full of nervous energy, because today, in addition to being the opening day of Ferretcon—an event that has somehow gotten so much interest they’d had to run it over an entire weekend—it was the day that first round offers for postgrad courses were being emailed out.
I gave in, and as Esther bellowed, “Two minutes until doors open!” over the loudspeaker, I unlocked my phone and tapped ‘refresh’ on my email again.
Still nothing.
I shoved the bloody thing deep into my bag and kicked it under the table, wrestling a very grouchy Luci out of her hammock and attaching her angel wings and halo.