Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
It wasn’t Dad. Not really. I was sure that this was all inside my head.
That didn’t mean I didn’t want to try and stop it, stop them from doing what happened next.
Red flooded my eyelids.
“Peek-a-boo!” Hellen’s voice called merrily. “Open your eyes, Jemma Bliss!”
As if compelled, my eyelids peeled back. I blinked away tears from the brilliant crimson light flooding the room, and it slowly came into focus.
I choked on a gasp, my hand fluttering to my mouth.
There, in the corner of a space much smaller, and also somehow much bigger than I’d imagined, was a man. He was curled up, emaciated, and clad in the raggiest of rags. His skin was filthy and grey and almost transparent over his bones. Bald patches shone on either side of his head.
“Dad?” My voice was a scratchy whisper. No. This could not be real. It was just my imagination. Just the nightmare they’d planted …
The pitiful man looked up at my voice, his eyes bloodshot and vacant. But when he saw me, something sparked to life in them. I scrambled towards him, eyes streaming, blurring the awful reality in front of me.
This wasn’t my nightmare. It was his.
“No!” he snarled, his fingers clawing at the bald spots as he gaped in horror at me. “Not my daughter! Don’t touch my daughter!”
“Dad, it’s okay, it’s—”
I froze just short of touching him when he cracked his skull into the rock behind him. And again. Again. Until blood was everywhere. On the rock, on his face, dripping down his body, thick and maroon.
“Unlike my brother, I did my research,” Hellen remarked lightly. I turned, peering frantically around, but there was no one there. No one except the broken shell of my father. Or of his soul, anyway. “Imagine my delight when I discovered that I had the means to torture you already in my possession!”
The stone door ground open, and I spun to find Hellen strutting in, her tail twitching, her teeth bared in a smug leer. “Did you know that for the last eighteen years, this has been your father’s existence?”
She giggled delightedly. I retched.
“No! That’s not possible,” I gasped. “My father wouldn’t have ended up … here!”
The emaciated man started blubbering behind me.
“Oh, but it is, and he did! You see, that’s the beauty of soul-reaping. Your father sold his soul to my father for one single, elusive piece of evidence that would put a crook behind bars for life. In a moment of delicious irony, his own life was also ended because of that one piece of evidence … and” —she snapped her fingers— “voila, he popped into existence in Hell, with so much fodder for torture fresh in his brain.”