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Chapters (174)
  1. Content Warning
  2. A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. SJ
  6. 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  7. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  8. Jemma
  9. 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  10. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  11. SJ
  12. 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  13. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  14. Jemma
  15. 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  16. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  17. SJ
  18. 5. Messages from FriendPay
  19. Messages from FriendPay
  20. Jemma
  21. 6. First Date with a New Soul
  22. First Date with a New Soul
  23. SJ
  24. 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  25. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  26. Jemma
  27. 8. No Pressure …
  28. No Pressure …
  29. SJ
  30. 9. Mount Those Horns of His
  31. Mount Those Horns of His
  32. Jemma
  33. 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
  34. A Soft Spot for Mice
  35. SJ
  36. 11. Date Faking
  37. Date Faking
  38. Jemma
  39. 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
  40. Spicy Girl Dreams
  41. SJ
  42. 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  43. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  44. Jemma
  45. 14. Ratty-Man
  46. Ratty-Man
  47. SJ
  48. 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  49. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  50. SJ
  51. 16. An Outright Lie
  52. An Outright Lie
  53. Jemma
  54. 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  55. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  56. SJ
  57. 18. Ferretcon
  58. Ferretcon
  59. Jemma
  60. 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  61. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  62. Jemma
  63. 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  64. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  65. SJ
  66. 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  67. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  68. Jemma
  69. 22. Distracted by Other Parts
  70. Distracted by Other Parts
  71. SJ
  72. 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  73. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  74. Jemma
  75. 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  76. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  77. SJ
  78. 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  79. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  80. Jemma
  81. 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  82. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  83. SJ
  84. 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  85. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  86. SJ
  87. 28. Pesky Feelings
  88. Pesky Feelings
  89. Jemma
  90. 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  91. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  92. SJ
  93. 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  94. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  95. Jemma
  96. 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  97. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  98. Jemma
  99. 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  100. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  101. SJ
  102. 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  103. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  104. Jemma
  105. 34. Dare You
  106. Dare You
  107. SJ
  108. 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  109. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  110. Jemma
  111. 36. Mystical Semen
  112. Mystical Semen
  113. SJ
  114. 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  115. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  116. Jemma
  117. 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
  118. An Unnecessary Attachment
  119. SJ
  120. 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  121. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  122. SJ
  123. 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  124. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  125. Jemma
  126. 41. Devils Don’t Cry
  127. Devils Don’t Cry
  128. SJ
  129. 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  130. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  131. Jemma
  132. 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  133. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  134. SJ
  135. 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
  136. It’s a Grand Gesture
  137. Jemma
  138. 45. Permanently in Purgatory
  139. Permanently in Purgatory
  140. SJ
  141. 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  142. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  143. Jemma
  144. 47. The B Team Strikes Again
  145. The B Team Strikes Again
  146. SJ
  147. 48. Not My Nightmare
  148. Not My Nightmare
  149. Jemma
  150. 49. Hold On, Mouse
  151. Hold On, Mouse
  152. SJ
  153. 50. My Heroic Devil
  154. My Heroic Devil
  155. Jemma
  156. 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
  157. Not a Religious Celebrity
  158. SJ
  159. 52. The Devil I Know
  160. The Devil I Know
  161. SJ
  162. 53. Let Them See
  163. Let Them See
  164. Jemma
  165. 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  166. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  167. SJ
  168. Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
  169. Jemma
  170. And … Another Epilogue
  171. SJ
  172. Acknowledgments
  173. Also by Layla Pine
  174. About Layla

We tumbled out onto the rug in Jemma’s living room, gasping and panting and laughing manically from the sheer adrenaline of our escape.

“What the fuck have you done with her?”

I sobered instantly, disentangling myself from the Hounds and rolling to my stomach. I pressed myself up, gritting my teeth through the twinges of pain riddling my body. I still hadn’t properly recovered from all those attempts to bulldoze my way out of the invisible cell the angels had held me in. And then there was that jerk out of my freefall that had definitely put a nasty crick in my neck.

But all of that paled in comparison to the sudden, lurching, sickening bolt of pain in my chest as I came face to face with a furious, tear-streaked Ezra. At his side was another male—the one I had seen chatting with Jemma at her market stalls—cradling a limp, white bundle.

“Luci!” Bub howled, scrambling up and clambering over the lounge to reach the other male. I couldn’t drag my eyes from the tiny, vulnerable little body.

“Where is Jemma?” Ezra demanded, his body shaking in my periphery. “What did you do?”

I opened my mouth, but the clenching sensation in my chest stole my words.

“You better have something to say, dickhead!” Ezra shoved my shoulder. I staggered backwards, catching a horrifyingly familiar scent lingering in the air.

“Hellen.”

It was the only word I could get out.

“Isn’t that … your sister?”

I turned to Ezra, my thoughts spinning, my chest vibrating. My stomach swirled with nausea.

“The Soul Token!” I grated, gripping Ezra’s arm. “Do you know where she put it?”

Ezra’s brow creased, his scowl deepening. “She didn’t want to touch it after you left. It burned a hole in her hand from how much you hurt her!” He spun, striding towards the kitchen. “She dropped it right …”

He froze, staring at the bench. At the completely bare bench.

“It was right … here,” he muttered, a shaking hand sliding across the laminate. “Maybe she moved it?” He turned to me, eyes wide. “She might have decided it was time to put it somewhere safe …”

The hope in his voice almost broke me as I shook my head.

“I can smell my sister.” I sniffed. Yes, that burning coal scent was all her. “If my sister has been here, then …” I turned to the other male, who had moved to sit on the couch, Luci in his arms, Bub in his lap. Bub was lapping gently at Luci’s face.

“Is she …?” I couldn’t bring myself to finish the question.

“I don’t … I think …” The other male choked on his words.

“Joe was here, too!” Ezra blurted frantically. “His car is still parked outside! I walked in expecting to see the pair of them sniping at each other, and instead … nothing. And Luci, crumpled on the floor over there.” He pointed to the far wall.