Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
What if she thought I’d absconded with Jemma …? What if she was seeking Jemma out now, to retaliate? I had no doubt that Hellen would decide my disappearance was cause enough to renege on her end of our bargain.
I staggered to my feet, ready to take another charge at the mist. I had to get out of here! I had to make sure that Jemma was safe.
I ran for the translucent barrier.
No gong. No pain. No flying across the creepy, foggy space.
Instead, I sprawled face-first onto a plush, cream-coloured carpet. Three sets of large, masculine feet stepped into view as I moaned out my pain.
“You used the magic word, Son of Lucifer!” one of them boomed down at me. “Isn’t it fun, what good manners get for you?”
I rolled onto my back, hissing at the carpet burn on my bare chest.
“You okay, Boss?” Beezle asked, worry in his bark.
“No … yes … I don’t know,” I grunted, sitting up, taking my first good look at my captors.
Shit.
“Bloody angels,” I winced, peering up at three pairs of wings, feathers so white they were almost blinding. Their Y-fronts gleamed with the same shimmer, drawing the eye. I sneered, refusing to give them the satisfaction of gawping at their nethers. Not that they had anything remarkable packed into those tightey-whiteys anyway.
They smirked down at me. “I’m Mike,” the one closest to me, with golden hair that glowed with a bloody halo above it, said. “And this is Gabe,” he gestured to the one with brown hair, “and Raphe.” The black-haired one waved. Aside from their hair colour, there was no possible way to tell them apart. They all had the same smug, punchable faces, the same glimmering skin. The same lean builds.
“You could take ‘em, Boss,” Bub muttered. “You’re broader than all three of them put together.”
“Thank you for the vote of confidence,” I mumbled out of the corner of my mouth, eyeing the three of them with distaste. “But I just need to get out of here, and I think wholesale slaughter of archangels is likely not going to help my cause.”
Mike cleared his throat, that sneer making me almost change my mind about wholesale slaughter. “You mentioned wanting to see Her? We’ll take you there now, if you’d like.”
I did not like. I wished with a fervour that pulsed in my chest to be anywhere else right at that moment. And that was exactly what I was going to do, now that I was out of their stupid mystical prison.
Shifting onto my side so my back was to the three, I rotated my wrist, as surreptitiously as possible, to conjure a portal.
Nothing.
I coughed to cover my surprise, moving my hand more vigorously.
Still nothing.