Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Are you ready to tell the truth now? Or shall I explain what our little handshake deal means for your eternal soul … and how I could quite easily snap this pitifully spindly little neck of yours and send you down where I come from immediately?”
I moved my hand from his mouth to cage his throat.
“I … oh God!” he panted, and the acrid smell of urine filled the room.
“Oh for badness’ sake, did you just piss yourself?”
“You’re the … the Devil!” was his gasped reply.
I shook my head. “Close, but not quite. I’m his son. But for the purposes of this conversation, I’m your worst fucking nightmare.”
“Are you … are you here to take me to Hell?”
I rolled my eyes. “Not unless you fail to cooperate.” When his face slackened with relief, I squeezed his neck just enough to make it difficult for him to breathe. “The name. Now.” I released my grip to let him speak.
“Greg … Gregory Proctor,” he wheezed.
“That wasn’t so hard, was it?” I asked, my voice deceptively soothing. Chad nodded frantically, blinking back tears. I smiled indulgently down at him. “But we’re not finished yet.”
Gripping the back of his neck, I dragged him to his feet. “We’re going to pay a little visit to Professor Gregory Proctor, and you’re going to tell him the truth.”
“Can I at least change my pants?” Chad whined, but one cold look from me silenced him.
* * *
The taxi-mobile driver was more than happy to offload his passengers at the university. I could not entirely blame him—one of us was exuding waves of malevolence and barely held rage … the other reeked of piss.
“You know, you can’t just barge into a professor’s office,” Chad rambled, stumbling along beside me. “They have office hours when they’re—”
“Will you stop your prattle?” I rumbled, striding across an immaculate courtyard framed by soaring trees. This place needed some vibrance. It needed Jemma Bliss. I pinched the bridge of my nose.
Devils don’t cry. Devils don’t cry …
“I’m just saying, he won’t—”
I rounded on him. “He will!” I let just a hint of the devil in me show on my face.
Chad blanched. “Wha-what are you going to do?”
“Yeah, Boss!” Beezle squeaked by my ear. “What are you gonna do?’
I wasn’t entirely sure. This plan was not a plan at all, just a driving urge to make something right for her amidst all the wrongs that she’d been dealt her entire life.
“You are going to convince Professor Proctor to reinstate Jemma, to let her complete her study, and earn her qualification.”
Chad’s ratty little face went slack. “You … I can’t do that!”