Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Her big blond bastard of a boyfriend!” His breath smelled like whiskey.
“Are you drunk?” I asked, taking a step closer to Ezra. Humphrey moved towards the pair of us, too, until there were three of us united against this lunatic.
“I want to know what the fuck he did to me?” Chad rasped, rubbing at his arms.
Ezra looked at me as if I’d have the answers. And an inkling dawned on me, my stomach knotting.
“He’s out of town on business. You can’t talk to him.” I couldn’t keep a tremor out of my voice any longer. If my suspicions were correct …
“I want him to undo it! I don’t want his fucking money, not if … not if I’m gonna feel like this forever!”
“What did he do?” Ezra asked the question I simply couldn’t. Because I knew. I knew what he’d done, and …
… and I wasn’t even sorry. Not one bit.
“I … he said he wanted to buy my collection. That he had a gallery where it would get seen.” Chad’s eyes darted around the room as if he was expecting SJ to just appear out of thin air, like a jump scare. “He offered me a shit-tonne of money—I would have been an idiot to refuse! I couldn’t … it seemed too good to be true. And then he … he told me that there would be a way I could repay him for the favour … and I’d know when that time came.”
Chad scratched up and down his arms, leaving red tracks. “But I can’t … he shook my hand, and since then, I’ve felt … wrong!” Chad surged towards me, but Ezra’s hand shot out, stopping him from getting any closer.
“I know the arsehole did something to me, and I want him to make it stop!”
Ezra reached out and took my hand, squeezing it. I squeezed back.
“Jemma’s already told you, he’s out of town on business. You have no right to come barging in here, abusing her because of some beef you have with her boyfriend. Not after what you did to her.”
Chad’s expression went still. “What the fuck did I ever do to her?” he demanded. I had to give it to him, he sounded convincingly self-righteous. “We dated, and it didn’t work out, that’s no reason to treat me like—”
“That’s enough!” I snapped, gripping Ezra’s hand so tightly that he hissed. “I am done letting you gaslight me, Chad!”
He blanched. “I never—”
“Yes you did. And you still are. I don’t know … maybe you’ve even started to believe your own twisted version of things, but you are not welcome in my home, or my life. So get out.”
Chad’s eyes widened—he definitely hadn’t expected me to stand up for myself—and puffed out his chest.