Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“No, are you barmy?” the red-head added. “How hard up are you, anyway, getting a sodding stiffy with nothing more to look at than a pair of nipples? Not even the tits to go with them!”
I glanced down, mortified as my dream-body, clad in my black underwear, was indeed, sporting a sizeable stiffy. It protruded from the waistband, the head already glistening.
And I realised, immediately, and with a violent throb of my aching cock, that the nipples looked different because I had seen them now. Attached to their breasts … and those breasts attached to a naked Jemma Bliss, her body still damp from her shower, her towel dropped accidentally to the floor.
Her nipples were even more perfect than the ones my brain had previously concocted. I ran my hand over my shaft.
“None of that!” Dark Spicy’s nipple vibrated wildly, her eyebrows furrowed with fury. “Have you changed your plans, then, with the little human?”
My brows furrowed now, but with incomprehension. “I … I don’t know what you—”
“Oh, come off it!” Red Spicy huffed. “You’re either going to keep fighting to steal her soul, or you’re gonna leave off, let her be … maybe even … woo her?”
“What? Woo her? Are you insane?” I backed away from them, but this was a dream, so no matter how far I moved, they were still directly in my face, those jutting nipples right at licking height.
“Ah, methinks the plonker doth protest too much!” Red Spicy chuckled. “He can’t stop thinking about her. It used to be just horny thoughts … but now …” She floated closer until her nipple mouth tickled my top lip. “Now there’re all these swoony ones going on in there, too!”
The pair of them cackled while I heated with shame. A devil lusting after a human was one thing—at least lust was to be expected from our kind. A devil daydreaming about romantic dates and chatting deep into the night—without even fucking first for badness’ sake—and caring for her, protecting her … wanting more for her … with her …
What was happening to me?
Their cackles ceased as abruptly as they had begun, leaving behind a ringing silence that had my stomach dropping.
“This is your last warning, Son of Satan.” Dark Spicy’s voice boomed deep, reverberating around the sudden swirling darkness of the dream. “There is a fork in the road … and only one path leads away from ruin …”
“Wait! Which path?” I demanded, but their faces faded, leaving only those perfect, plump nipples floating once more …
* * *
I woke with a gasp, my chest doing this odd, frantic thumping. My cock doing something similar, tenting the blankets. The dream had left me in a very uncomfortable combination of wildly aroused and overcome with dread. I would not be returning to slumber any time soon.