Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Why add all the complexity of the repayment system? Why not just keep doing things the old-fashioned way?”
Ice threaded through my veins. I had to be honest. Didn’t I?
After all, it was her soul that I was toying with. My stomach twisted into a knot, but I pushed onwards with my dogged honesty.
“Do you recall me mentioning that the Soul Token was … filling with energy … when we had our sordid little bathroom meeting at Ratty-Man’s awful establishment?”
She grunted. “Seems that sordid meetings in bathrooms are becoming our thing.”
Our thing.
My brain turned into Hell Hound dung. A thing. That was ours. Together.
“But, yes, I remember,” she continued.
Remember what? my addled brain slurred. Oh yes, the Soul Token, and how I’m using her …
“Well, when a … when a devil reaps a soul, it can be years … decades even, before that human’s life ends. Years before their soul descends to sustain the demons. And because of the lax entry requirements for Heaven, the demons are—”
“Starving,” she finished, her voice low. “And the energy in the Token?” Her head pressed against my chest like she couldn’t bear to look at me while she asked her next question.
“Is my energy feeding them right now?”
I was the worst sort of monster.
“No,” I grated. “It’s not. It’s still in the Token, and the Token never leaves me.” I swallowed hard around that lie—it was tucked inside the pocket of my ruined trousers on the floor of her bathroom. But I was not going to admit that to her because I was not prepared to leave this bed … to leave her … to fetch it.
And why is that, SJ? Might it be that you are finding being with her to be much more enjoyable than breaking her?
I needed that little voice to shut up.
“Why did you say your father used to come up here? Did he pass that job onto you?”
“Not as such.” A growl rumbled deep in my chest at the mention of my father. She felt it, gasping and pulling back from me.
“He decided to go into semi-retirement. No one was bringing any souls to Hell for a long time, and the small trickle that comes to us naturally is not enough. It has not been enough for years now.” I sighed, my breath fanning her hair. “There were … there were riots, and my sister—”
“You have a sister?” She gaped up at me.
“Yes, and she’s about as delightful as your brother,” I explained, not wanting to get bogged down in the details of my fraught relationship with Hellen. “My sister got in our father’s ear that someone needed to step up. She thought he would pick her—she’s very … Hellish … but he commanded me to find a quick solution to feeding the demons … and bringing more souls to Hell.”