Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Centuries of bad blood run between the two kingdoms,” I explained gruffly, putting my hand over hers to still the teasing innocence of her fingers. “And in recent decades, the deviousness of Her little war games has … weakened us.”
She blinked, her eyes, big and guileless, fixed on mine. “Well, the last thing anyone would want would be for Hell to be weak.”
“Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?” I asked, my thumb finding the pulse point in her wrist. Her blood fluttered under my touch.
“I wonder why…” Her tone was teasing, but there was an undercurrent of distrust. Which I had unequivocally earned from her from the very first time we met.
I was beginning to realise that I wanted more than just distrust from her.
How stupid of me.
But I did feel a niggling sense of needing to defend my kingdom. Humans were woefully undereducated when it came to the history between the realms of Heaven and Hell.
“You must understand, Mouse, that there is an all-important balance. Without darkness, there is no light.” I hesitated to continue, but in the interests of honesty … “Without evil, there can be no good. That balance affects the Human Realm most of all.
“The fear of Hell has historically been an excellent deterrent for humans who are morally … lacking. The ones who would do any number of vile, depraved things, without the threat of eternal damnation.”
She wrinkled her nose, which made my chest ache to kiss her there. I refrained, just. “Don’t they all get automatic entry to Hell, anyway? Like … murderers, and … and paedophiles, and evil dictators?”
I gripped her fingers tighter, shaking my head. In the red glow from my skin, I watched as her face paled.
“They did, until … She … got wind of religions here in the Human Realm, offering salvation for those who repented for their sins. Since then, our supply of souls has been dwindling—do you know how many death-row prisoners, how many humans serving life sentences for their crimes, suddenly find God at the eleventh hour?”
She frowned. “So then … what happens to them?” she asked, her voice a tremor. But the stark wideness of her eyes told me she had already guessed.
“They are accepted into Heaven.” The words felt heavy on my tongue. “It is why for many years my … my father used to come up here, disguised as a human, to reap—to trick desperate humans into a contract for their eternal soul, in return for the thing they so desperately needed.”
She gnawed on her lip, her eyes darting between mine, and then dipping down, staring at where I had her hand captured against my chest. “And then you came up here with your FiendPay and your tasks. But why?” she lifted her face to mine, and my breath caught in my throat.
So beautiful. So brave. So inquisitive.
Inquisitiveness killed the imp …
“Why what?” I rumbled.