Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
Another bite, and another, and there were maybe three mouthfuls left on my plate when I realised that I simply wasn’t going to make it until the end.
“Is there a … a bathroom?” I gasped, standing up, pressing two fingers to my mouth. “I need to … freshen up.”
He stood, immediately taking me by the elbow. “Come, let’s find one.”
I shook him off, but the pain rippled through me again, and I couldn’t stifle the moan this time.
“Mouse—Jemma … what’s wrong?” His voice was filled with concern.
“As if you don’t know!” I hissed, clutching my stomach. He reached for me again, but I shoved him away, racing for the door. It opened into a long walkway that overlooked the main floor of the restaurant. Down there it was buzzing with happy diners. Thankfully none of them even glanced upwards as I staggered along the walkway, one hand pressed to my aching stomach, the other clamped over my mouth. Finally I spotted a toilet sign and, almost whimpering in relief, I flung myself through the door.
There was no time to lock it. I wasn’t sure I’d even make it to the toilet on the far wall. I fell to my knees, crawling, finding the bowl, tugging myself closer, just in time for the meal to come hurtling back out of me.
I heaved, and cried, and hiccupped, and vomited again. And again. And again. My skin felt clammy, my head ached, and the pain just wouldn’t stop!
“Jemma, are you alright?”
“I’m fine!” I lied and vomited again. Nothing much was coming out now, but my stomach seemed intent on trying to expel itself from my body through my mouth.
“I’m coming in!”
“No!” I protested, but my throat was scratchy and stinging, and my mouth felt swollen.
“You’re obviously unwell. Please, let me help you.” His voice was shaking. Was he laughing at me?
“Go away! I’m fine, I just … I need a moment, and then I’ll be back to finish the—” I vomited again.
The door opened.
“Get out! This is private!” I protested. And heaved again. Nothing came out.
Warmth bloomed behind me, his breath on the back of my neck.
“I will not leave. You’re sick, Mouse.”
I had no voice left to protest his use of that damned nickname or to question why he sounded so agonised over this. Wasn’t this exactly what he’d planned? To ensure I couldn’t possibly win this task because my stupid body hated me and hated gluten more.
And then his warm hands were gently drawing strands of hair away from my face, and a cup of water was handed to me. I sipped at it, my stomach so tender from all the retching. I gagged, and I was over the bowl again, the water coming straight back up.