Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
Beezle tilted his head to the side, then glanced at Bub, who had joined him. They conversed in eerie silence for a moment.
“I think it’s the best we’re gonna get,” Bub mumbled. Beezle nodded, and I pushed past them.
“Get small!” I commanded, not bothering to wait for them as I strode onwards, eyeing the hideous wall art as I headed for the back rooms. No wonder he’d had to steal Jemma’s ideas if these calamitous riots of paint splatters were the best he could come up with.
The rage tried to clamber up my throat, but I swallowed it down as I made my way through a disappointingly immaculate kitchen. The Hounds were right. I needed to appear amenable to be offering this piece of elephant excrement an opportunity he couldn’t refuse.
I stepped through a door, and there he was. With the woman he’d cheated on Jemma with. She was splayed out on his desk, pants-less and with her shirt hiked up around her neck. His eyes snapped to mine as he froze, midway through frantically tugging at his decidedly less-than-average, mostly flaccid member.
I almost laughed aloud at the irony that I would walk in on him in a compromising situation, just as Jemma had. But this time, she would get her revenge on this tiny-pricked imbecile. Even if she didn’t ever know that vengeance had been served to him.
“What the fuck?” Ratty-Man hissed, frantically tucking his minuscule manhood away. “Mate, we’re closed, and this …”
“I wish to discuss the purchase of your art.”
That stopped him in his tracks. He froze as his female slipped from the desk, cheeks flaming, grabbed her trousers from the floor and scurried away. I let her go. I wasn’t interested in her.
Just him. And his pathetic little soul.
“More specifically,” I continued, sauntering into the room, filled with the vindictive confidence of knowing I was infinitely more powerful than he, “I wish to purchase your entire collection. How much?”
Ratty-Man gaped at me. “But you … you said my art was … that … that her students …” he blathered, finding his T-shirt with shaking hands and slipping it on over a chest so scrawny it was almost concave.
Pitiful little man. I couldn’t work out why Jemma Bliss, the feisty beauty that she was, had lowered herself to this excuse for a male for an entire year of her life.
I took a seat, tugging it backwards to put distance between myself and the spot on his desk where his female’s naked backside had just been smeared. Resting one ankle on the other knee, I regarded him, watching him just long enough that he became very uncomfortable under the scrutiny.
“I know what I said.” I reached into my pocket, finding the Soul Token. It was warm but stable. She was content at that moment.