Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
While I was certain that my time had been better spent in creating a new way to harvest misery and souls … eventually, even with the Soul Token and FiendPay, I would have to do the reaping part.
It was just delaying the inevitable.
I would have to reap Jemma’s soul at the end of all of this.
I wondered if she’d gotten the donuts I’d had delivered. I wondered if she’d eaten them. More likely, she would have taken one look at my message and thrown them out.
“You know, it’s probably a good idea that you’re gonna reap that bastard!” Beezle remarked. “You wanna know you’ve got the whole thing down pat before you do it to Jemma Bliss.”
He’d always been good at guessing my thoughts.
“Indeed.” I clenched and unclenched sweaty palms and checked the entrance once more. Two of the staff at The Artful Bite were still having a long, heated discussion just inside the front door.
“Did you glean anything about her from your little trip into the bowels of Ratty-Man’s domain?”
“You mean Jemma Bliss?” Bub asked. I nodded.
Beezle woofed awkwardly. “Jeez, Boss, he really, really hates her!”
I swallowed back a growl, human nails digging into my palms. “What did he say?” The words grated out with barely concealed murderous intent.
Bub tilted his head in thought. “Pretty sure his exact words were …” he cleared his throat, and in a slightly nasal tone that was an excellent impression of Ratty-Man, said, ‘Never thought I’d see that fucking gullible bitch a—’ aarghghghg!”
“Boss!” Beezle gasped, and I blinked, releasing my grip on Bub’s throat and staggering back a step. Bub collapsed, panting.
“Nah, that was my fault, Beez. I shouldn’t’ve done the voice …” He glanced up at me, those red-ringed eyes seeing far more than I liked. “Ratty-Man really got on your last nerve, eh, Boss?”
“Something like that,” I muttered, turning away with a flex of my fingers. Finally, the moronic staff had exited the premises, and I could move.
Without a word, I stalked off across the street. My stomach was a riot of fluttering imp wings, but the fury sat, scorching hot and demanding its due, right in the centre of my chest.
The locked door was no match for me: a quick flick of my fingers, and it unlatched and flew open. I surged inside, the Hounds on my heels.
“Now, Boss, remember you need to seem human …” Beezle scuttled in front of me, slowing my progress. “And you need to be … like, maybe just a tad less menacing? I mean, nobody’s giving up their soul if you, I dunno, give away right off the bat that you’re jonesing to shove them in a torture pit for all eternity.”
I cricked my neck and inhaled a long, hopefully calming breath, forcing the scowl off my face. “Better?”