Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
She had her arms folded, one hip cocked defiantly, and brows furrowed accusingly at me.
I grinned smarmily. “You do realise that your brother thinks we’re having some sort of sordid bathroom romp, don’t you?”
She let out a very unladylike snort. “I don’t give a flying fuck what my brother thinks about me right now!”
My brows flew up. “And here I was, assuming you were in a melancholy mood today, but there’s the feisty Jemma Bliss I’ve come to know.” My grin widened of its own accord. “Do you save all your snark just for me, Mouse?”
“Oh, spare me your flirtatious nonsense,” she stormed towards me, giving me no time to ponder the fact that apparently, she believed me to be flirting with her, of all the ridiculous notions … but thoughts flew out of my head when her body pressed up against mine. “Did you orchestrate this?”
She was very worked up, her breasts heaving with angry breaths, squished up against my chest, her warmth seeping into me. My fingers twitched. I wanted to step away, to get some all-important distance between us.
I wanted to do other things, as well … things that would be even worse for my sanity. And either way, it was giving into an urge that I shouldn’t feel. And it would be showing weakness, which was not something I could allow myself to do with Jemma Bliss.
Not even when her perky little body was making me think very wicked thoughts about sordid bathroom romps.
“Well?” she demanded, poking me in the stomach with a very pointy finger. I hissed, and I did take a step back then, weakness be damned.
“Well what? That hurt, by the way!” I complained, rubbing at my stomach.
“Did you somehow make it so that my brother would force me to sit across a table from my lying, cheating, thieving ex-boyfriend to tell me I should be more like him? Is this my next task? To get through this ordeal without being the one to storm off? Because if it is, that’s … well it’s fucking unfair! You can’t sneak this up on me! You can’t just start a task without laying out the rules first!”
My hands snaked out, gripped her waist and spun her. She let out a little squeak as her back bumped against the wall.
“What are you—”
“I might be a devil, Mouse, but this was not my doing. Your brother managed this all on his own.”
“You …” she bit on that pink bottom lip, her eyes wide behind those big glasses. “You didn’t set this up as a FiendPay task?”
My thumbs skated over her waist. She was so soft. I shook my head slowly, some unnamed feeling bubbling up from my stomach. “I promise, if I am here on FiendPay business, I will always be honest with you about it, Jemma.”