Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Pffft!” Beezle snorted. “A mere technicality! He’s set for retirement any century now, and you’ll be the one and only Satan!”
My chest did that odd, stumbling thing it had been doing more frequently of late. I rubbed at the spot, finally tearing my eyes away from where I’d last seen the girl.
Well … woman. She was a young woman. I had to remind myself that age worked differently in this realm. And the young woman had a name. Jemma Bliss.
A shiver ran down my spine, and my fingers slid into my pocket, caressing the precious Soul Token inside.
“Why is she always here?” I wondered aloud to my companions. “She does not wear the strange pyjama uniform of the healers.” I rounded on Beezle and Bub. “Does she smell of sickness to you? Her appearance does not indicate she is unwell.” Quite the opposite, in fact. Her cheeks had a healthy glow, her eyes were bright and twinkled even through those enormous glasses of hers. Her body … well, the curves of her suggested that she ate well and frequently.
These thoughts made me feel like my skin couldn’t quite contain my innards.
“Well?” I demanded gruffly, glowering down at the two Hell Hounds. That weird feeling crawling along my skin made me grumpy. Well, grumpier.
Their wide, glowing eyes flicked between me and each other. I folded my arms over my chest, waiting. The urge to twitch my tail was an itch I couldn’t scratch—I didn’t have one in the human form I donned to walk in this realm.
“She smells like the poison they use on many of the sick here …” Beezle began tentatively. My brows drew together.
“But she does not smell like the sickness itself!” Bub yipped, sidling up and rubbing himself against my shins.
“I do not understand why she comes here so often, then. If she is not ill, and she is not a healer, why does she frequent a place that reeks of sickness and misery?”
“Maybe she’s drawn to the place, the same way you are?” Bub suggested.
I shook my head. “That is not why she comes.”
“Does it really matter why?” Beezle asked. “As long as we know where to find her, when the time comes …”
“Hmm,” I mumbled, leaning against the building. “I am not sure we are quite ready to put my plan—”
“Our plan, Boss!” Bub snapped, baring his yellow teeth. “You wouldn’t even know of the strange custom of ‘buy now, pay later’ if we hadn’t been watching the picture box through the window in that waiting area last week!”
I barely refrained from rolling my eyes. My two hounds had fallen about, guffawing about odd mortal rituals afterwards. That was the extent of their involvement in this plan.