Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
But the oddest thing about them was that instead of lips, they each had a nipple right where their mouths should be. They were the prettiest, pinkest nipples I’d ever seen.
“Oi, dickhead!” one of them shouted. Since there was no mouth, I wasn’t entirely sure, but I thought it was the darker one. If I peered closely enough, the nipple on her face seemed to throb in time to the words.
“Quit perving on her areola, you tosser!” another voice snarked. My eyes darted to the red-haired one. Yes! Her nipple was definitely pulsing. “And listen up. You’re running out of time!”
I blinked, trying to break eye contact with the jiggling nips. “I’m … what?”
The black-skinned one rolled her eyes, and her nipple mouth started vibrating. “He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, Ginger. You gotta spell it out for him.” Her eyes found mine again. I tried desperately not to let my gaze drop to the oddly tantalising nipple-mouth.
“If you finish what you’re planning with your little mouse, you’re gonna regret it.”
I flinched backwards, that all too familiar churning sensation cramping my gut.
“I … I don’t think you—”
“Oh, we understand, poppet! We get it better than you could possibly imagine!” the redhead cooed condescendingly. “You’ve gotta save Hell, gotta keep those demons working! Except … do you?”
I snorted. “Of course I do! This is to be my kingdom! I cannot watch my subjects starve!”
“Well … do it with someone else,” the dark one interjected. “Leave your little mouse alone. If you break her soul … you’re not going to like the consequences …”
I frowned. “Are you threatening me?” I asked incredulously. “Are you … a floating, nipple-mouthed face, trying to scare me away from my plans?”
The redhead—Ginger, I thought the other had called her—let out an awful, squawking cackle that made her mouth-nipple quiver wildly. “Oh, you sweet summer child … we’re trying to help you!”
“Win the battle for her soul … and lose something precious in turn …” the dark one added cryptically. Something jolted in my chest, and I opened my mouth to demand they explain themselves, but they were fading … until all that was left were two perfect, pink nipples, pointing accusingly at me.
* * *
I woke with a start, sweat pooling in all my crevices and an inconvenient erection tenting my sheet.
I groaned, rubbing at my temples. I had no idea how long I’d slept, but I was ravenously hungry, having skipped dinner the previous evening.
“Go away. You’re nothing but trouble,” I muttered at my straining cock, clambering out of my bed and staggering over to the wall spout. Hot, mildly sulfuric water coursed over my face, and I scrubbed viciously.