Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
But before I could gather enough wits to come up with something cutting to say to him, he took three long strides across the room (damn him for being so bloody tall) and swept me up by the waist, lifting me off my feet and against his chest.
My nose grazed his collarbone, and I caught that hint of woodsmoke and spices again. His fingers somehow found the skin between my blouse and my jeans. They were hot, like points of fire searing through the layers of me.
I squeaked.
“There she is,” he murmured. When I tensed against him, he added, “Don’t make a scene. You haven’t forgotten what is on the line, have you?”
“What are you doing here?” I demanded in a whisper, lifting my head so I could give him what I hoped was a surreptitious glare—one that wouldn’t count as ‘making a scene’, but would still let him know exactly what I thought of him, the evil bastard.
“Visiting my girlfriend,” he replied, his lips curling sinfully. His muscles rippled against my stomach. I bit the inside of my cheek until I tasted blood, because … what the actual Hell?
“It seems you really did catch her off guard, Simeon!” Sally crowed.
My mouth fell open.
Simeon … Simeon?!
As if I weighed nothing, he balanced me against his chest with one strong arm, freeing one hand to reach up, pressing a finger to my chin and closing my mouth. His eyes practically glowed with malevolence.
“Play along,” he commanded in a low voice meant just for me. I shivered involuntarily, and he chuckled. His lips were very close to me, and they were so full … I wanted to bite his bottom one. Not in a sexy way … in a violent, make him bleed sort of way. But he probably liked pain … and did devils even have blood?
I knew so little about him.
Harper squealed, breaking through my violent thoughts, “Oh, his name is Simeon! Jemma, why didn’t you tell me I was naming my angel after your boyfriend?”
And then Faith burst out with, “Why did we not even know you had a boyfriend, Jemma?”
And Ellie added, “I can’t believe you kept him a secret!”
“It’s new,” ‘Simeon’ said, lifting his head and grinning past me at my girls, who immediately erupted into fits of giggles. I wriggled against him, hoping he’d drop me.
Oh.
Oh.
Was that what I thought it was?
Shag your way out of this, Jemma!
I raised my eyes to his, batting my lashes.
“Alright, I’ll play your little game,” I purred, letting my hands wander up over his pecs. “If you put me down.”
His eyes darkened, but he released me. I stepped back, noticing how swiftly he stuffed his fists into his pockets.
I bit back a devilish grin of my own, stroking my fingers down his forearm and then sliding my hand into his pocket, too.